Married, Divorced & Dating

#72 “Whats your BJ Technique?”

Blowjobs, Botox, and baaaanter really kick the episode off this week.
 
We are then joined by our guest, Ruzbeh, who wanted to come in to talk about situationships, however we got onto an incredible tangent onto the ins and outs of arranged marriages.
 
Then, Rachel has struck in what she found in a time capsule box under her bed! 
A gift a former boyfriend made for her for her 15th birthday. Luckily for you, this is an audio treat and she has bought it in for everyones listening pleasure! 
 
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#71 ‘Please just finger me!’

Carl and Rachel have a massive apology to make to each other after their first-ever fight after Rachel is triggered and a trauma response kicks in
 
Rachel shares an experience she recently encountered which has killed off the last living eggs she may have had in her ovaries - Sorry mum, grandkids are fully off the cards now! 
 
But first, we hear an amazing anonymous voice message about an interesting first date leaving our listener wet and dry after exploring some sexual desires in the back of a van. 
 
 
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#70 Squirting + Rachel’s Eulogy to her ex + Cam Mansel

Brace yourself, because there is no foreplay this week! We are straight in there with squirting, Toblerone up butts, and eulogys. 
 
Our special guest this week is Cam Mansel, who shares a tale about a night he invited a snapchat contact around and needed to switch the mood up. Surly everyone has been here before?? 
 
Then, Rachel opens up about her therapy journey and shares a helpful task her therapist gave her to help process the past and help to move on with the future. If you or anyone you know if going through a breakup make sure to listen and pass on this awesome piece of knowledge. 
 
We are feeling really connected to therapy and looking after your mental health, more so than ever right now.
If you feel like you would like to try, here is a referral link for 1x free session to online therapy if you would like to give it a go. There are soo many therapists available all specialising in different areas. 
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#69 NICE! All things 69 - Our mouths are very full

Get ready to unleash your inner giggles and raise your maturity levels to an all-time high because it's our 69th episode! Wink, wink 
We had an absolute blast recording this one, and we promise it's a fun ride!
 
In this special episode, we're joined by our friend Alexander Terblanche, a psycho sexologist who spills the beans on how to take your 69s to the next level in the bedroom. Get ready for mind-blowing (or body blowing hehe ) tips and tricks PLUS he shares a way to make the conversation a whole lot smoother too!
 
We also hear the thoughts, feelings, and emotions of our past guests and fans of the show when it comes to everyone's favorite number. Brace yourself for the juiciest revelations!
 
69 69 69 69 LESSSSGOOO 69 69 69 69 
 
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#68 ”I got hose, in different area codes”

Want to know a bit more about what Carl and Rachel enjoy in the bedroom? (not together obviously) Carl has some questions where you can get to know us a little bit more.
 
Our guest this week is none other than our almost 4th member, Tracey, as she shares a great story about her steamy, unforgettable rendezvous with a daring fireman! 
 
Carl and Rach then hilariously recount their experiences of going above and beyond on ill-fated dates. They'll share their tales of over-commitment and the amusing mishaps that followed.
 
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#67 ”You schedule your mastys?!”

Looking for a fun and exciting first date experience, but don't know where to start? Well, we've got you covered! In this episode, Carl has found the top 10 questions to ask on a first date that will help you get to know your date better and make a lasting impression.
 
But that's not all! We're also excited to introduce you to the amazing owner of Kiss The Earth and their tantalizing Blue Lotus Tea. You won't want to miss this chance to learn about the ancient Egyptian tradition of group orgies and how you can experience it for yourself.
 
Aaaaaand save the date! Because we're only two episodes away from number 69!
 
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#66 How To Deal with being Ghosted

This week we get distracted, as per, and you can hear all about our thoughts on being hungover with kids! 
 
Then, we welcome the fabulous Allison Jane to the show to dish out some professional advice on how to handle being ghosted, and the answer may not be what you have thought! Don’t worry, Rachel has you covered, asking the big question on how you can be the one to ghost if those tables were to turn! 
 
Carl's got a spicy recommendation for a friend, but it's not your average link. We're talking NSFW stuff here. Would you send your mates porn?!
 
So, grab a drink and join us as we get another week closer to episode 69! 
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#65 Polyamory and friends with benefits

In love and need something to propose with?! We'll have we got a bargain for you!! You can own a special piece of history and Rachels ring. And we're not talking about her 2022 goals....IYKYK
 
This week we sit down with Terrease to explore the world of polyamory & open relationships as we delve into the intricacies of maintaining a healthy and balanced open relationship. 
 
We then bring back *the wheel* and Rachel opens up about a juicy encounter she had with one of her friends ON A BLOODY PLAYGROUND!!
Plus Carl lets us in on a cheeky little orgy he had back in the day.
 
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#64 Brodie Kane’s slut era + Why we’ve been absent

We are back, and addressing the elephant in the room, discussing why we've been away. This will be an emotional episode, as Carl bravely shares a personal and emotional story of what he has been through the last few weeks.
We're incredibly proud of Carl for opening up about this, and Rachel even gets a bit teary-eyed during the conversation.
 
We're also joined by media superstar Brodie Kane, who shares a personal story about a double encounter during her "slut era." Its FANTASTIC, you don’t want to miss it! 
 
This episode is dedicated to the legendary PT. You will be dearly missed by all x
 
If you want to skip ahead in the part Carl was talking to, you can skip to 34:45
 
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#63 ‘I think this was my first lesbian experience’

Get ready for an electrifying new episode! You won't want to miss a second of the action as Carl unveils his brilliant plan to spice things up with your partner, all while keeping your wallet happy.
 
But hold on tight, because things are about to get even juicier! Has Rachel just had her very first lesbian encounter? You'll have to tune in to find out!
 
And that's not all - we're thrilled to welcome a special guest all the way from the USA. Michelle's incredible story of overcoming heartbreak and her shocking reveal about her ex-boyfriend's double life will leave you on the edge of your seat.
 
But the excitement doesn't stop there! Carl and Rachel will dish on their most vindictive hookups and share some wild tales of getting with someone purely out of spite. So buckle up and get ready for another unforgettable episode!
 
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Michelle’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/michelleyoung17/
 
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