Married, Divorced & Dating

The podcast about all the hilarious and ridiculous parts of people’s lives in and out of relationships. Join Rachel & Carl, two best mates, one married the other divorced & dating. Both with plenty to say about it.

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6 hours ago

We don't know if #TBT are still a thing, but we're doing it anyway.   Loving what you are hearing? Follow us on socials!   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/   Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/

3 days ago

Well the cheese has well and truly slipped off the cracker & we are on a couple of big missions!    Mitch Evans, still no word, so we may need to dig a little deeper than his DMS annnnnnd…. family.    Our guest Tracey, tells an incredible story of when she was a tour manager on her OE, and from this yarn, we have decided to take it into our own hands to find her an eligible Scottsman Bachelor! Is it you? Hit us up!    We follow up with the blind date Rachel went on, what happened that night?? Why did she not contact Carl until 5:30am the next day??    Loving what you are hearing? Follow us on socials!    Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Tracey’s instagram: instagram.com/traceysarahlydiard Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/  

Tuesday May 10, 2022

#31 “When Rach overcame cockfight! ”   This week on your favorite podcast, we continue on our quest to track down Mitch Evans! Rachel’s latest semi celeb DM slide. Even though she can’t have him just yet, Carl got her the closest to mitch she's got so far.    The incredible & wild Sophie Nathan joins us once again to share a tale of the time she went to London and found herself a Wimbledon competing tennis player. This story could only happen to our beloved Soph-Nath.   The next part is a real treat. Whether or not you’ve ever wondered what Rachel’s first shag fresh out of the bonds of marriage was like, you’re getting the story this week, thanks to the amazing yarn spinning of our mate & regular on MDD, Bex. Loving what you are hearing? Follow us on socials!    Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Sophie Nathans instagram: instagram.com/sophie_nathan Bex’s Instagram: instagram.com/bexdewhurst/ Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/

Tuesday May 03, 2022

Carl admits to who his favourite pornstar is, and what’s Rach click’n before she starts flick’n!   What a week! Not even a few minutes in, and woo woo bish Rachel, is sageing her wedding rings to cleanse them of any bad juju.    Where the hell is Mitch Evans, the big question no one is asking, but we are, because Rachel is on a mission to track this boy down & get a response on a DM slide.  We have a very special set of skills…we will hunt him down…and we will find him.   Ever met someone for the first time and then within only a few minutes they are giving you head? Well, this is what happened to our guest Peter. He spills all about an interesting few days in Dubai. Let's just say, he got the cut.   And then it's porn chat time, and we get super open and honest.  Carl is interested in getting confirmation on a rumor he heard about the difference between how guys & girls use porn.  Carl admits to who his favourite pornstar is, and what's Rach click’n before she starts Flick’n!   Have a listen, are you the same as us? Let us know. Loving what you are hearing? Follow us on socials!    Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Carl fav pornstar: instagram.com/miamalkova/ Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/

Tuesday Apr 26, 2022

Another week, another celebs DMs that arn't safe as Rachel slides back in. This week however, we’re hoping with the classic kiwis 2 degrees of separation, we might track this one down!    Carl has an interesting question, let us know your thoughts!   We are joined by listener American Jess this week as she tells the horrifying story of the date she never asked for, it went from bad to worse & is not a great introduction to NZ at all!    Then Rachel tells the tale of ol Wholesome Harry! If you’re a fan of Harry Styles you will understand how she ended up in this situation!    So what do you think? Let’s get Mitch Evens to check those message requests! We need your help! Loving what you are hearing? Follow us on socials!    Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/

Tuesday Apr 12, 2022

Rach downloaded hinge! And then instantly regretted creating a profile after seeing her potential matches. Hear the comments that made her delete it.  At what point would you have hung up the Hinge hat?   Carl could not have been any more excited about our guests this week as Rachel managed to find some beautiful international models on a night out, then convince them to come into the studio!  This week Julia shares her story about a booty call she encountered during these pandemic times and the hoops she jumped through, just to get laid. Was it worth it?    Then we discuss pick up lines, after listening back, perhaps we put an end to pick up lines? The ol cum-shot, was a big point of discussion this week, some fun, some gruesome, but it's ok…it was a happy ending.    Loving what you are hearing? Follow us on socials!    Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Julia’s Instagram: instagram.com/julee-aaah Marsha Rei’s Instagram: instagram.com/masharei Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/

Tuesday Apr 05, 2022

Oh no, are we instantly regretting what we committed to last week? Absolutely.  Remember how we said we would watch 2 girls 1 cup - yeah, we wish we didn’t…..   Our guest this week, Yuval, has a beautiful, wholesome story which proves that persistence pays off, and when you know, you know!    Then we discuss the ‘ick’ Carl had no idea that this existed! What gives you the ick? Note: Want to date & go the distance with Rachel? Listen to this!   Loving what you are hearing? Follow us on socials!    Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Yuvale Instagram: instagram.com/yuvaleyal Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/

Tuesday Mar 29, 2022

If you think this sounds like a parody of ‘2 Girls 1 Cup’ you may not be far off, but there seems to be a trend in this week's episode!   Our incredible guest Emma shares a hilarious story of a time she may have left a date for someone hotter she spied, but it's the end of the story which really sends us!   Then Rachel makes a scene as she returns with another cracker of a story titled ‘Dick Pic Boy and The Festy Friend’.  Strap in because it is a bit of a rollercoaster that requires a bit of concentration to tie the pieces together.   Can you see this theme coming in now? Yea, so did we, but strangely none of us have seen the film! Perhaps homework for next week?!    Loving what you are hearing? Follow us on socials!    Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Emma’s Instagram: instagram.com/emflamingo/ Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/

Tuesday Mar 22, 2022

Big vibes all around this week!  We dive into Rachel's DMs again, Shocked? Surprised? Gobsmacked - we don't know!    Our guest this week is the amazing Sophie Nathan, you may know her from NZ radio station The Edge, she is in to spin some yarns not safe for her job, so luckily we have the platform for her to spill the tea about a yolo trip to Sydney for a stranger!    Carl then provides some incredible tips he has learnt from his long term relationship that really helps to keep the love alive! And if you have been listening, you will know how he is major couple goals, so definitely pay attention to this.   BTW the app he was talking about.. “Couple Game” Android  iPhone Loving what you are hearing? Follow us on socials!    Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Soph’s Instagram: instagram.com/sophie_nathan/ Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/

Tuesday Mar 15, 2022

Another week and another new idea from Carl pulled out of the bag!  We call up our good friend Bex aka, Self proclaimed Gobby Queen from episodes 8 & 16 and play a fun game of ‘What’s In Bex’s Mouth’ we’ll give you a heads up - it's not a penis!    But first our guest Benny tells a story about how he broke the bro code with a sis and almost ruined a good friendship with a sneaky one nighter!    It's safe to say the wagon wheel has been rocked this week!    Loving what you are hearing? Follow us on socials!    Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Bex’ s Instagram: instagram.com/bexdewhurst/ Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/

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