Married, Divorced & Dating

#56 Slip Slop Slap and Wrap It Up

We are back and wrapping it up for another year, in more ways than one! 
Carl returns after a horrible month of sickness & pain, so naturally, Rachel has been out gathering some stories and tying up some loose ends! 
 
Carl has also brought some incredible knowledge and advice to the table on how to stay safe this festive season with making putting condoms on sexy! Making it a group activity, while keeping the session hot and heavy! 
Tune in to stay safe.
 
This is us for the year, so until 2023, stay safe, have fun, tell your friends and family you love them, aaaaalllllllriiiiiiiggghhhtttttttt SEEYAH!  xox
 
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#55 “We we’re absolutely SOAKED”

Carl is back at it with his digging to what is happening with Rachel and her mystery man from another country who she has a matching tattoo with, however, she stays tight-lipped as she is afraid of the curse of the podcast! 
 
We are joined again by our very close friend, Tyler Christie, who shares an intimate story of the time he and a hook-up were both absolutely soaked! 
 
Then we chat messy break ups! Everyone is capable of the crazies! There's soo many good stories we will continue this topic next week! Got a good crazy breakup story?? Hit us up with it below! 
 
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#54 “We had a 5 person orgy”

Well what a doozy of a week! 
 
What if you're in a long-term relationship but you’ve got a crush on someone else? After nearly 14 years together with his wife, Carl lets us in and shares his thoughts on how they handle this kind of thing. 
 
We welcome back our anonymous friends Anna & Nina to tell the tale of the time they indulged in a full-fledged 5-person orgy. That's right, last week it was 3, they skipped 4 and when straight to 5!
 
Then, Rachel walks us through how one of her nudes ended up in the hands of hundreds of people when it was only meant for one. 
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#53 ”I’ve had 12 Threesomes” + child-free chat

Curious about having a threesome but don’t know where to start? This week, we’re joined by two anonymous listeners who are seasoned threesome professionals to explain the ins, outs, and all arounds of how to get into and enjoy a threesome! 
 
Then we go into the controversial topic of being child-free with our friend Tracey! Rach and Trace chat about being single women in their 30s facing the societal pressure to have kids; not knowing if they even want them, and constantly having to explain if and why. Trace also talks about her journey with egg freezing (the female kind), for anyone curious about it.
 
We reckon it's time to retire the question, “So when are you having kids?”. Give it a listen and drop your thoughts below! 
 
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#52 Are you even friends if you haven’t seen each other f**k?!

This week we are joined again by the incredible Julia-Ruth, who shares a story of the time she and her best friend get taken away on a mini getaway where a couple of incidents happen.
 
Carl and Rachel get matching tattoos! And after the fact we figure out Carl will be able to think of Rachel every time he has a wank now! It’s beautiful! 
 
We then deep dive into our love languages as Rachel navigates talking to someone in another country, however, the idea of the 5 languages is very interesting, 
Take the test yourself here; https://5lovelanguages.com/quizzes/love-language?fbclid=IwAR1y6l-prN-dGCdIxE2_Lm6E09AvuYATMMN-tAy3-tBoUKTO9RqDhDnDfm4
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#51 Pegging + Dropping Beats and Wrecking Sheets with Sin Howard and Graham Matthews

This week we are blessed with the incredible love story of Sin Howard, Drive show host from George FM and Graham Matthews one half of Drum & Bass DJ/Producer duo Lee Mvthews! 
We talk their friendship morphing into a romantic connection, their first time having sex, big ideas for a WEDDING and sooo much more! 
 
We find out why Carls has been using alot of anal lube lately.
 
We then deep dive into PEGGING! 
A topic that comes up weekly in our weekend confessions so we thoughts, why not dive into this a big more and get more people pegging! 
We are joined by an anonymous listener who loves to get pegged, plus our good friend Emma from Adult Toy Mega Store to help you take the next step to get involved yourself! 
 
Plus an awkward beginning where liquid comes out of Rachel’s holes
Episisode 51 Let’s Go!! 
  
 
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#50 Jay-Jay Feeney & Dom Harvey - Separation Goals

Would you look at that! We are celebrating the BIG FIVE OH!!! 50 Episodes in and we have JAM PACKED it with some chat! 
 
We are joined by NZ Radio Royalty Jay-Jay Feeney and Dom Harvey, who chat very openly about their life after marriage. 
However, it doesn't appear the love ever left. This is an amazing insight into how delightful a break-up can be, and some great chat on how they both integrate the new loves of their lives into an amazing, unique, evolved relationship.
 
Rachel then shares how hell has just frozen over! She met a guy on a Sunday, gets a matching tattoo on Friday, and then leaves him until further notice on Saturday as he lives in another country. 
This is going to be fun following Rachel to see if she lets her walls down for the first time in a VERY long term. 
 
Carl’s fave memory, EP 21, Tay and The Toilet Seat: https://open.spotify.com/episode/0ewKNIT7IMEWqVLQAUZ7Mf?si=mu3tNOZWT56CsF4mPB1GDA
 
Rachel’s Fave Memory, EP 22, We’re Starting an Only Fans
https://open.spotify.com/episode/0ZznQKezBrNPkdWGddAd3N?si=o1Y8G8K7T1e2Sug0niq55A
 
Dom’s Podacast, Runners Only: https://open.spotify.com/show/3A9ahwqQO5Uxd4SUqlsIRL?si=e0dd1bc0d50f4c67
  
 
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#49 Handy tips for sucking dick

Has hell frozen over? Rachel is in a gushing whirlwind, and we’re not sure what's happening.
BUT what we do know, Carl is VERY excited to bring in one of his fellow, 'night walkers' and one of Rach's most recent one-night stands in to debrief on what she is calling her last, as she claims, she is now in love…. What?! 
 
Our guest Brayden joins us for the majority of the episode and you won’t be disappointed! 
We recap on his night with Rachel (if you want to know the first-hand review come on over!) 
He then shares a story about a night of blood-stained sheets and the unfortunate following months.
 
Then don’t go anywhere, as we finish our 2 part series on making head great again! 
Brayden joins headmaster Carl to talk through the handy and mouthy tips to take your blow job game to the next level. There's an impressive list of additives in there that you may want to try next time you're bobbing your head around.
 
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TRAILER - Ep#19 ”No more charity sex!!”

Missed it, or remember it was so good you wanna hear it again?
Go on, treat yourself.
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Quicky - Butt Hole Science

Ok, we admit, we'd had a few drinks when we recorded this. But there's some good science here...You're welcome, we will accept our Nobel prize now.
 
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