Married, Divorced & Dating

Would you give a gobby if asked nicely? We’re diving straight into the deep end this week 
 
Our guest Tony shares one of the wildest workplace stories we’ve heard in a while involving night shifts, a broken work machine, and a very hands on way of keeping morale high around the office. 
 
Then we chat about whether ChatGPT is actually ruining relationships. Is your partner jealous of AI? Are we outsourcing our feelings to robots now? And are heartfelt messages being replaced by eerily perfect digital love notes? 
 
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Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
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Just like the Hotel California, we can check out, but we will never really leave! So just like that, we are back for another week! 
 
We are joined by some of Carl’s Gen Z colleagues to talk about how their dating lifes are going in their early 20’s and how hard it is out there at this age in the changing times. Wh y are Gen Zs so afraid of being ‘cringe’? 
 
Plus Rachel finds a fun and exciting tool to open conversations up in relationships to dive a little deeper, and open up with your partner.
 
Plus all the other shit in between that Carl and Rachel somehow let fall out of their mouths
 
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Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Yas’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yasminacoe
Nep’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nepiajoseph
Relationship Decks: https://www.instagram.com/relationship_decks
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Wow it feels good to be back! Major aplogise for the delay in releasing episodes and dumping a large one on you up front!  
Massive life updates incoming if youre interested in what we have been up to and hows we are feeling
 
We are also joined by the absolute icon Tessa who shares her story about a spicy night at a Berlin sex club - you don’t want to miss this!
 
Then Carl brings a very interesting tip to the table! Is your sexlife needing a pick me up? Are you aware of your responsive and spontaneous desires? We discover how you can make your sexlife magical by understanding your partners sexual disire! 
 
Thank you for coming back! See you next week! 
 
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Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/
Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Tessa’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tessiconic
 
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Dreaming of free travel around the world? We've got the scoop! Rachel introduces an amazing app that lets you globe-trot for free!
 
Our anonymous guest recounts how a failed date night unexpectedly turned into one of the best and longest sexual experiences of their life.
 
Finally, Carl shares his top dating tips and tricks, helping Rachel keep the spark alive in her first long-term relationship post-divorce.
 
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Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/
Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Fly Me Out App: https://flymeout.io/
Feeld App: https://feeld.co/
 
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Let’s chat about marriage! 
This week we welcome one of Rachel’s longest friends who shares her unique journey of being the last single friend at 24 and the magical twist that followed!
Which leads Rachel into her theory of why so many marriages end in divorce these days! 
 
Plus, Carl has discovered the Swingathon festival! $550 for tent sex – would you attend?? And speaking of Carl, let's just say he’s been spending more time on the throne than the king himself! 
 
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Our anonymous guest this week, shares their story around finding their identity, sexual exploration, and everything in between. From scissoring to extensive toyboxes Carl, the self-proclaimed lesbian porn conisure, gets excited because he finally gets to ask every question about lesbians in the bedroom he's ever dreamed of. 
 
Story time! We had a listener write in after listening to episode 87 around 50/50 in a relationship and had a question around guilt in the relationship, so we thought why not bring in a professional to help answer! 
So we asked Rachel’s lovely therapist to give some guidance and advice, and Carl takes the opportunity to find out what is going on in Rachel’s noggin!
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Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
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London's heat wave has gotten into Rachel’s brain and the 3am wake ups are messing with Carl’s! The wheels are turning, words are flowing, and we turn up the chat! 
 
Carl would love to masturbate with a corn cob, Rachel want’s to put botox into her butthole, and someone hes felt what they would describe as an anal rail gun.
 
Rachel’s story this week is an oldie but a goodie. One she kept just between her friends at the start, but as the divorce was so long ago, and no more feelings are involved, Rachel peels back the curtain on what happened with her ex-husband after they had separated and both started dating. The irony is amazing, and thankfully Rachel has always had thick skin!  
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Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/
Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
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Dirty sweaty sex anyone? Are you a pre-sex showerer, or just get in there and do it kind of person? 
 
We have another amazing anonymous guest story, where they get a first hand experience at saying grace around the dinner table while enjoying a happy meal.
 
Carl has some questions about ‘fanny’ that he really wants to ask Rachel as a ‘fanny’ owner.
Frontal wedgies, clit tingles, fanny flutters we cover it all! 
 
Happy Listening! 
 
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Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/
Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Tessa’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tessapaisan
 
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Ever wondered how much protein and vitamin C is in a load of semen? Don’t worry, we've got you! 
Glory hole roulette or a pussy eating buffet, wondering what goes on at a sex party? Thankfully, we are joined again this week by our good friend Tessa who can fill us in about attending an alien space-themed sex party, where she got to have a lesbian orgy in a spaceship, making girls cum right in front of their boyfriends! 
We then touch on self value and not accepting anything below the bare minimum! A nice reminder from Carl and Rachel to value yourself, and give and take the bare minimum! If you want longevity in a relationship, you NEED to give 50/50
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Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/
Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Tessa’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tessapaisan
 
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Titty mic sucking ASMR, pashing Carls wife, shaved butt holes and fart porn….
After our discussion on cuckholding last week, Rachel just so happened to go out for brunch with a friend who had a story to tell about his experience about a once in a lifetime opportunity involving cuckholding with an incredible view in on of the tallest buildings in London that he stumbled across on grinder!
Instagram served us an incredible video around self value which is so important, and especially for all the females out there to hear so we thought we should share this with you all to share with all the females in your life! 
Episode 86, let’s go!!
 
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Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/
Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
 
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