Married, Divorced & Dating

#83 -How to Dirty Talk -Did That Make Your Seat Wet?

The grapefruit method has made its way back form the youtube grave! Have you tried it? Will you try it?
Rachel needs some help with her dirty talk so turns to ChatGPT to help! Does the robot or Carl help more? 
We have also dug into the archives and found an amazing story from our friend Emma about dating in Dubai! How would you find this date?! 
 
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#82 - Communication, Boundaries, and Sex with Ben and Jaz

Welcome back and thank you for joining us in 2024! We’re so happy to kick this year off back in the studio together as Rachel has been flown back to the country for two months of work, and to tour with her boyfriend 👀
Hear all about her struggles with settling into London, and navigating her first relationship after marriage (5 years ago), and an update on Carl finding balance in his beautiful family life, plus his nipple kink! 
 
Our guests this week are the incredible Ben and Jaz, who you may know from social media as @Onlyben_and_jaz 
They open up to us about clear communication in a relationship, setting boundaries, what they learnt in their ‘30 days of Sex’ challenge, PLUS let us in on their next challenge deep diving into kinks. This is a great listen with a tonne of valuable information!  
 
Then, we have one of you amazing listeners reach out anonymously asking the question about navigating your partner watching porn to masturbate. Carl and Rachel give their personal opinions to help navigate the conversation if it is a concern in a relationship.  
 
Strap in, let's go!!! 
 
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Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
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#81 - Road head hunting

#81  - Roadhead hunting
How long should you be dating someone before you enter their family chat? 
We would love to hear your thoughts! 
 
This weeks guest, another listener submitted a very adventurous roadhead story, which is absolutely classic! But please, don't try this at home! 
 
Then we go way back down memory lane to Rachels's wedding where one of the grooms friends tries to fight her dad! What a yarn! 
 
And until next year… alright, seeyaah! Happy holidays everyone <3 
 
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Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
 
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#80 - Anal 101 with Morgan Penn the Sexologist

You are in for a TREAT with this episode! We are joined by the insanely amazing Morgan Penn, a certified Somatic Sexologist who gives us the best step-by-step guide to easing your way into anal for beginners.
She shares some insightful tips and tricks to make this experience a lot less daunting.
 
But first, we are treated to an incredible remix of a song from Rachel’s boyfriend which we really need the world to hear and we need your help to get this songs out there! 
Plus we are blessed with another anonymous guest story, how far would you travel for sex? 
 
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Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Morgan’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/morganthesexologist
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#79 - “OMG I pulled his pants down and…”

Welcome back to another week of unfiltered shit chat! 
Carl has come up with a twisted game for all the voyagers out there! Could be a bit of fun! Let us know if you're up for it! 
Rachel has also found a way to really kill the mood when about to get down and dirty, 
But luckily Carl has put the boots and underwear test to use, and saved the sexy.
 
Our guest Dan this week shares the great length he went into for a one-night stand when on a holiday with the boys - luckily he packed his iPod touch…. 
 
We then tap into more Icks, this time in reverse to last week - hear Carl’s input! 
 
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#78 - “My asshole is blinking at him” - Dan Webby - Edge Breakfast

Ring sting, DIY Sherbert, Icks and Carl naked in Timberlands - welcome back to another week! 
 
We are joined by one of our good friends, Dan Webby from the Edge Breakfast show and he shares an interesting story about playing Cops and Robbers with his friends in a loin cloth while having his first sexual awakening. He keeps oversharing about another time he gets stuck up a tree, naked… 
 
Rachel then shares part 3 of her journey to being in a relationship, and this is the wholesome story we did not expect to hear come out of her mouth in 2023! 
 
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Dan’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/danwebby
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#77 - “My first ever orgy!”

We are opening this episode as wide as our legs this week and touch on Manscape Monday - let's all get behind it! 
 
We are then treated to an incredible story submitted to us from one of our listeners recounting their first experience stumbling upon an unexpected orgy.
 
Rachel then shared part two of her journey to her relationship, which includes ticking another wild ‘fuck-it-list’ item off her chart! 
 
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Join us for an episode bursting with daring stories, unmissable experiences, and some delightful surprises along the way.
 
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#76 - We’re back! With BIG news & maybe some butt stuff

Despite a few technical hiccups and a thrilling touch of global separation, WE ARE BACK and up to our usual bullshit!
Catch up with our adventures of the past few months and brace yourself for Rachel’s massive life update that promises to shake things up!
We also tap back into Rachel's "fuck-it" list to see what she achieved before leaving to London.
 
But that's not all; our amazing guest, Patty shares a tale about a romantic ‘friends with benefits’ that includes some incredible sexual encounters that almost seem too good to be true….
 
Welcome back to the fold! We're thrilled to have you here with us <3 
 
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Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Patty’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pattyinplaces
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#75 Dinner & A Threesome!!

It’s no longer a pie in the sky, Rachel has booked her flights and is leaving for London.
Naturally, Carl wants to make sure she ticks off a few more things on her ‘Fuck It List’ as well as figuring out a way to cover the cost of her flights! Hear the list and what she has less than a month to achieve! 
 
But first, we are joined by Troy, who shares a recent story where he definitely clocked Tinder!  
We think we could say Ménage à trois. 
Putting hope into the hearts of many guys on dating apps; ‘If a scrawny, white, nerdy guy from Greymouth can do it, you can too!’
 
Join us for our last ‘Alright Seeyah’ together in the same studio 😢
 
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Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Troy’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/oldmatetroy
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#74 ‘I vomited on his dick’ + Dan Webby on getting pissed on

 
Rachel has taken the deep throat tips from last week and put them into practice and you do not want to miss this voice message she left Carl! 
We are then joined by The Edge Breakfast show host, Dan Webby where he talks about one of the sexual enconters he had with a partner where he agreed to try out a new kink to see if it was something he is in to. 
Rachel then talks about one of the favorite dates she has been taken on, which reminds Carl of one of the first dates he took his wife on. Let’s open the discussion, what makes a great date? Lets start putting some more effort into dates! 
 
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Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Dan’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/danwebby
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