Married, Divorced & Dating

#100 - Girth Masterr, "amazing what the body can get used to”

Well well well, we can’t believe that we made it to episode 100 and to celebrate the big one, we thought we’d get the big guy himself on the show! Girth Masterr, the girthiest guy in porn. 
 
He tells us all about growing up and navigating relationships with his ‘girthy gift” and how he found himself in the industry. 
 
Plus, lads, have you ever wondered what girls you’re dating are actually thinking about? Rach, has the answers!  
 
Happy listening! 
 
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#99 - “How Ai in a relationship changed my life”

You’d never have predicted this when we started the podcast:
Rachel is now officially recording from her new home - aka, her boyfriend’s house - aka, she’s moved in! Just in time to kick off the countdown to our 100th episode next week 
 
This week, we’re joined by one of our incredible listeners, who shares an emotional and inspiring story about the end of his engagement, after discovering his ex-fiancé was using ChatGPT to reply to his messages (and body shaming him along the way), he’s now turning things around and on a powerful, life-transforming journey.
 
Plus, Carl shares a beautiful tribute to his Dad, that he’s getting for his birthday this week.
 
Happy listening! 
 
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Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/
Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
 
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#98 - What the Dominatrix dragged in

Welcome back to another week inside Carl and Rachel’s unfiltered minds!
 
We had so much love for Eclipse (our incredible gender-fluid guest) last week, that we had to bring them back! This time joined by their partner Venus, a proud trans woman. Together, they open up about their relationship dynamic, the first time Eclipse watched porn, living with a dominatrix, and loads more juicy bits you don’t want to miss.
 
And because we’re obsessed with all the ChatGPT chaos floating around lately, we decided to let the robot roast us and break down our love languages, and its all a bit too real 
 
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#97 - Strap in and strap on

This week’s episode is seriously insightful!
Our guest Eclipse identifies as demisexual, pansexual, and gender-fluid, and is in a relationship with a trans woman. They join us to share their personal journey and insights into navigating open, authentic, and exploratory relationships of past and present.
 
From sexual desires, to boundaries, communication and gender eurphoria, Eclipse dives deep with honesty, and heart. It’s raw, it’s real, and it might just open your eyes to a whole new world.
 
Plus we have a gut-wrenching response from a listener who has been personally victimised by their now, ex-fiance and ChatGPT.
 
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Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/
Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
You had me at Cheese: https://www.instagram.com/youhadmeatcheesepodcast
 
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#96 - ‘He muted a work meeting to eat me out’

Need the tea on someone you're dating? Wondering how many red flags they come with? Or if they're waving a whole damn parade of them? Maybe you're after a cheeky background check to see how they’ve behaved in past relationships? Rachel’s found the ultimate app for you!
 
This week, we're joined by our mate Patty, who drops a jaw-dropping story about an “exclusive” relationship that started with sparks, spice, and serious romance… before taking a dark and twisted couple of turns. 
 
And to wrap it all up: thinking about upgrading your private parts? We’re serving up all the juicy hacks for better sperm and puswah!
 
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Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/
Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Patty’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pattyinplaces
Tea App: https://www.teaforwomen.com/
 
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#95 - Neck Deep in Gobbies

Would you give a gobby if asked nicely? We’re diving straight into the deep end this week 
 
Our guest Tony shares one of the wildest workplace stories we’ve heard in a while involving night shifts, a broken work machine, and a very hands on way of keeping morale high around the office. 
 
Then we chat about whether ChatGPT is actually ruining relationships. Is your partner jealous of AI? Are we outsourcing our feelings to robots now? And are heartfelt messages being replaced by eerily perfect digital love notes? 
 
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Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/
Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
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#94 - Is it flirting if....?

Just like the Hotel California, we can check out, but we will never really leave! So just like that, we are back for another week! 
 
We are joined by some of Carl’s Gen Z colleagues to talk about how their dating lifes are going in their early 20’s and how hard it is out there at this age in the changing times. Wh y are Gen Zs so afraid of being ‘cringe’? 
 
Plus Rachel finds a fun and exciting tool to open conversations up in relationships to dive a little deeper, and open up with your partner.
 
Plus all the other shit in between that Carl and Rachel somehow let fall out of their mouths
 
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Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Yas’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yasminacoe
Nep’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nepiajoseph
Relationship Decks: https://www.instagram.com/relationship_decks
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#93 - Gorgeous Lesbian Sex - With Tess Iconic

Wow it feels good to be back! Major aplogise for the delay in releasing episodes and dumping a large one on you up front!  
Massive life updates incoming if youre interested in what we have been up to and hows we are feeling
 
We are also joined by the absolute icon Tessa who shares her story about a spicy night at a Berlin sex club - you don’t want to miss this!
 
Then Carl brings a very interesting tip to the table! Is your sexlife needing a pick me up? Are you aware of your responsive and spontaneous desires? We discover how you can make your sexlife magical by understanding your partners sexual disire! 
 
Thank you for coming back! See you next week! 
 
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Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Tessa’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tessiconic
 
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#92 - I had to say the safe word, because I couldn’t take any more!

Dreaming of free travel around the world? We've got the scoop! Rachel introduces an amazing app that lets you globe-trot for free!
 
Our anonymous guest recounts how a failed date night unexpectedly turned into one of the best and longest sexual experiences of their life.
 
Finally, Carl shares his top dating tips and tricks, helping Rachel keep the spark alive in her first long-term relationship post-divorce.
 
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Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/
Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Fly Me Out App: https://flymeout.io/
Feeld App: https://feeld.co/
 
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#91 - Why most marriages end in divorce

Let’s chat about marriage! 
This week we welcome one of Rachel’s longest friends who shares her unique journey of being the last single friend at 24 and the magical twist that followed!
Which leads Rachel into her theory of why so many marriages end in divorce these days! 
 
Plus, Carl has discovered the Swingathon festival! $550 for tent sex – would you attend?? And speaking of Carl, let's just say he’s been spending more time on the throne than the king himself! 
 
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Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/
Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Alice Instagram: instagram.com/Alice
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