Married, Divorced & Dating
The podcast about all the hilarious and ridiculous parts of people’s lives in and out of relationships. Join Rachel & Carl, two best mates, one married the other divorced & dating. Both with plenty to say about it.
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Tuesday Apr 05, 2022
Tuesday Apr 05, 2022
Oh no, are we instantly regretting what we committed to last week? Absolutely.
Remember how we said we would watch 2 girls 1 cup - yeah, we wish we didn’t…..
Our guest this week, Yuval, has a beautiful, wholesome story which proves that persistence pays off, and when you know, you know!
Then we discuss the ‘ick’ Carl had no idea that this existed! What gives you the ick? Note: Want to date & go the distance with Rachel? Listen to this!
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Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/
Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Yuvale Instagram: instagram.com/yuvaleyal
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Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme
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Tuesday Mar 29, 2022
Tuesday Mar 29, 2022
If you think this sounds like a parody of ‘2 Girls 1 Cup’ you may not be far off, but there seems to be a trend in this week's episode!
Our incredible guest Emma shares a hilarious story of a time she may have left a date for someone hotter she spied, but it's the end of the story which really sends us!
Then Rachel makes a scene as she returns with another cracker of a story titled ‘Dick Pic Boy and The Festy Friend’. Strap in because it is a bit of a rollercoaster that requires a bit of concentration to tie the pieces together.
Can you see this theme coming in now? Yea, so did we, but strangely none of us have seen the film! Perhaps homework for next week?!
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Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/
Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Emma’s Instagram: instagram.com/emflamingo/
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Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme
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Tuesday Mar 22, 2022
Tuesday Mar 22, 2022
Big vibes all around this week!
We dive into Rachel's DMs again, Shocked? Surprised? Gobsmacked - we don't know!
Our guest this week is the amazing Sophie Nathan, you may know her from NZ radio station The Edge, she is in to spin some yarns not safe for her job, so luckily we have the platform for her to spill the tea about a yolo trip to Sydney for a stranger!
Carl then provides some incredible tips he has learnt from his long term relationship that really helps to keep the love alive! And if you have been listening, you will know how he is major couple goals, so definitely pay attention to this.
BTW the app he was talking about.. “Couple Game” Android iPhone
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Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Soph’s Instagram: instagram.com/sophie_nathan/
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Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme
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Tuesday Mar 15, 2022
Tuesday Mar 15, 2022
Another week and another new idea from Carl pulled out of the bag!
We call up our good friend Bex aka, Self proclaimed Gobby Queen from episodes 8 & 16 and play a fun game of ‘What’s In Bex’s Mouth’ we’ll give you a heads up - it's not a penis!
But first our guest Benny tells a story about how he broke the bro code with a sis and almost ruined a good friendship with a sneaky one nighter!
It's safe to say the wagon wheel has been rocked this week!
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Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Bex’ s Instagram: instagram.com/bexdewhurst/
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Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme
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Tuesday Mar 08, 2022
Tuesday Mar 08, 2022
Woah, honestly, someone gave Rachel too much sugar before recording this week! Apologies for the heavy breathing….
But speaking of breathing, wait till you hear what Carl managed to create involving his unborn baby's heartbeat & his handyman skills!
This week our guest Keely has quite the yarn, where you wouldn't believe what her date did while they were doing the deed! It appears he's absolutely clueless & not even sure what he did either…
Plus, we are still continuing our Only Fans journey! And as we wait for our account to be verified, we talk to the incredible Tiba on the phone to learn how she is able to make a living & more on only… Only Fans - curious? Then you want to listen for sure!
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Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/
Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Keely’s Instagram: .instagram.com/keelypaigee
Tiba’s Instagram: instagram.com/tiba101
Tiba’s Only Fans: onlyfans.com/tibafirmin
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Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme
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Tuesday Mar 01, 2022
Tuesday Mar 01, 2022
Are we?! Are we really starting an Only Fans?!
This week, Rachel should definitely be getting a commission on sex toys after the glowing & flowing endorsement she gave them.
We have our first-ever cougar story in studio with us this week, and his story had an absolute doozy of a twist that we never saw coming.
Plus, things got reeeeeeealy weird this week, when Rach ended up in a paddling pool, in the studio, with her feet covered in Milk and tomato sauce.
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Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
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Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme
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Tuesday Feb 22, 2022
Tuesday Feb 22, 2022
Can you believe we have somehow rambled our way through 21 episodes?! Absolutely outrageous, and we are so humbled you have come along on this journey with us, laughed with us, cried with us, and kept pushing through the weeks with us.
So we had to delete our initial guest, end of story haha. But it's ok, because we are good to go with our mate Tayla, who had an unfortunate incident with a boy and a toilet seat.
Then, we dive a wee bit deeper into last week's episode, to talk with our friend, sex & relationship therapist, a specialist in phyco-sexology, Alexander Terblanche to talk about the cause of floppy cock, and share some insight into online sexual abuse & the big C, consent.
If anything hit home about what we talked about with Alexander, feel free to get in touch with him.
On Point Therapy
www.onpointtherapy.co.nz
Alexander@onpointtherapy.co.nz
NZ +6422 6287 909
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Alexanders’s Instagram: instagram.com/alexander.terblanche
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Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme
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Tuesday Feb 15, 2022
Tuesday Feb 15, 2022
A real rollercoaster of emotions on this week's episode, Rach reveals that she's not wearing underwear and then opens up and gets really vulnerable about some dickheads that have been harassing her online.
Our guest this week is Liv, she had an encounter with a soft serve (and we don't mean the ice cream) not just once, or twice, but 6 times!
Then, since we’re recording this on valentines day, Carl, does his absolute best to try and find Rach a date…. in a very unconventional way, what a great mate.
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Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/
Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/
Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Liv’s Instagram: instagram.com/livfarrelly/
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Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme
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Tuesday Feb 08, 2022
Tuesday Feb 08, 2022
You may be thinking Whiskey Dick and Sober Sex? Don't these two things counteract each other?
You may also think guests only join us for the guest section of the episode, but this week we're really mixing things up with our incredible guest Tegan Yorwarth.
Tegan is an inspirational, strong, and hardworking wahine who you may recognise from the Mai Morning Crew or her appearance on Celebrity Treasure Island! But do these great achievements get in the way of her dating life? Do guys really get intimidated by successful women?
Loving what you are hearing? Follow us on socials!
Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/
Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/
Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Tegan’s Instagram: instagram.com/teganyorwarth
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Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme
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Wednesday Feb 02, 2022
Wednesday Feb 02, 2022
We usually talk about shades of grey, not shades of green, but hey, that's where we started this week.
Carl told us all about he & his wife's 10 year wedding anniversary which was super cute.
Plus, we have the most AMAZING submission from a listener to share with you. A seven-day sex-bender after a break up. Intrigued?! Get this episode in your ear holes!
Loving what you are hearing? Follow us on socials!
Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/
Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/
Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com
Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme
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