Married, Divorced & Dating

TRAILER - Ep#18 ”The night deep throating became my thing”

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Throwback - Ex hookup, while on a date with another guy

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#33 Daddy Clint Randell with the tips

Another week, another episode full of sex chat and crook DMs! 
Don’t think we have given up on Mitch Evans! 
Carl is on a mission for Rachel to chat to Mitch, so we call one of the mutual friends of his brother we found last week, who just so happens to be our friend Bex! Can she help us out?! 
 
This weeks guest and very good friend Clint Randel comes in to give Carl some parenting tips as the countdown timer is on ‘til Carl becomes a Dad! 
This is incredible advice for any new parents! Seeing first-hand how amazing Clint and Jamie are at being parents - you will want to listen to this! 
 
And have you ever seen someone fuck a fleshlight? Well, has Rachel got another yarn for you! 
 
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TRAILER - Ep#14 - One night stand nightmare..I didn’t make it to the toilet

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Throwback- Beautician: “I’ve seen thousands of fannys, but…?!”

We don't know if #TBT are still a thing, but we're doing it anyway.
 
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#32 “Standing naked in a room of 6 colleagues ”

Well the cheese has well and truly slipped off the cracker & we are on a couple of big missions! 
 
Mitch Evans, still no word, so we may need to dig a little deeper than his DMS annnnnnd…. family. 
 
Our guest Tracey, tells an incredible story of when she was a tour manager on her OE, and from this yarn, we have decided to take it into our own hands to find her an eligible Scottsman Bachelor! Is it you? Hit us up! 
 
We follow up with the blind date Rachel went on, what happened that night?? Why did she not contact Carl until 5:30am the next day?? 
 
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#31 “When Rach overcame cockfright!”

#31 “When Rach overcame cockfight! ”
 
This week on your favorite podcast, we continue on our quest to track down Mitch Evans! Rachel’s latest semi celeb DM slide. Even though she can’t have him just yet, Carl got her the closest to mitch she's got so far. 
 
The incredible & wild Sophie Nathan joins us once again to share a tale of the time she went to London and found herself a Wimbledon competing tennis player. This story could only happen to our beloved Soph-Nath.
 
The next part is a real treat.
Whether or not you’ve ever wondered what Rachel’s first shag fresh out of the bonds of marriage was like, you’re getting the story this week, thanks to the amazing yarn spinning of our mate & regular on MDD, Bex.
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#30 “Let’s talk porn”

Carl admits to who his favourite pornstar is, and what’s Rach click’n before she starts flick’n!
 
What a week! Not even a few minutes in, and woo woo bish Rachel, is sageing her wedding rings to cleanse them of any bad juju. 
 
Where the hell is Mitch Evans, the big question no one is asking, but we are, because Rachel is on a mission to track this boy down & get a response on a DM slide. 
We have a very special set of skills…we will hunt him down…and we will find him.
 
Ever met someone for the first time and then within only a few minutes they are giving you head? Well, this is what happened to our guest Peter. He spills all about an interesting few days in Dubai. Let's just say, he got the cut.
 
And then it's porn chat time, and we get super open and honest. 
Carl is interested in getting confirmation on a rumor he heard about the difference between how guys & girls use porn. 
Carl admits to who his favourite pornstar is, and what's Rach click’n before she starts Flick’n!
 
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#29 “Hey hot driver boy, check your DMs!”

Another week, another celebs DMs that arn't safe as Rachel slides back in. This week however, we’re hoping with the classic kiwis 2 degrees of separation, we might track this one down! 
 
Carl has an interesting question, let us know your thoughts!
 
We are joined by listener American Jess this week as she tells the horrifying story of the date she never asked for, it went from bad to worse & is not a great introduction to NZ at all! 
 
Then Rachel tells the tale of ol Wholesome Harry! If you’re a fan of Harry Styles you will understand how she ended up in this situation! 
 
So what do you think? Let’s get Mitch Evens to check those message requests! We need your help!
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#28 “At work with cum in my hair!”

Rach downloaded hinge! And then instantly regretted creating a profile after seeing her potential matches. Hear the comments that made her delete it. 
At what point would you have hung up the Hinge hat?
 
Carl could not have been any more excited about our guests this week as Rachel managed to find some beautiful international models on a night out, then convince them to come into the studio! 
This week Julia shares her story about a booty call she encountered during these pandemic times and the hoops she jumped through, just to get laid. Was it worth it? 
 
Then we discuss pick up lines, after listening back, perhaps we put an end to pick up lines? The ol cum-shot, was a big point of discussion this week, some fun, some gruesome, but it's ok…it was a happy ending. 
 
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