Married, Divorced & Dating

#42 “The Diary of Rachel’s divorce”

Yeeeoowww she's a big episode, strap in while we cover a bunch of topics, saving the best for last - the thoughts of a 27yr old Rachel as she gets ready for a divorce! 
 
But first, as Carl prepares to have his first child, Rach takes control of the episode and surprises him with an adorable gift for him and his child - while re-naming the show for the episode! 
 
We are then joined by the wonderful Jason Parker who brings the vibe and an incredible story of grinder in Wellington! Did he just miss out on the ride of his life?! 
 
Then, for the first time, Rach opens up about her thoughts and emotions while preparing for a divorce. A great eye opener to anyone who may be in the same position, to see how things can get better, and the benefit of writing things down if you're feeling alone! 
 
Carl also gives Rach her first ever cuffing, blindfolding and ball gagging, woowwwweeeeeeeeeee, what a jam-packed session! 
 
P.s Wil see you in a couple of weeks once Carl has settled into fatherhood! How exciting!! 
 
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#41 “Shes a 10 but…”

This week, Carl reckons he might have the solution to getting Rachel a boyfriend! Heard of the TikTok trend vabbing? 
Carl is convinced if Rach would just finger herself on a night out, she may be able to snatch up a man! 
 
Our guest this week & friend of the show, Sophie Nathan, yarns to us about how some guys react her cute little half finger. 
 
Finally, Rach gets to spin the game show onto Carl and preps him for his upcoming childbirth as we play Pain Or Pleasure! 
 
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Full Interview - Sex Toy Expert, Emma Hewitt from ATMS

From episode #40, here's our full chat with Sex Toy expert and Educator Emma from Adult toy megastore. 
 
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#40 ”My goal is to try anal this year”

Ever stopped to think about the best sex you've had? 
After a standard conversation with Rach, she’s reminded of an incredible night she had in Sydney! So we open the question, what's the best sex you’ve ever had??
Hear Carl and Rachel’s times in this episode! 
 
Plus, we are joined by the wonderful Emma from our new ‘Friend with Benefits’ Partner, Adult Toy Megastore!
Emma is a sex toy expert and sex educator, sharing with us some great tips and tricks & some of her favourite intro toys, if your new to the toy game. 
Note the 24th and 31st of July down because they are dates you want to celebrate!! 
 
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#39 Katie Flood from Below Deck - ”My Boyfriend leaves me for my best friend!”

Who knew that having your partner date your best friend would become a trend on this podcast?! Not us, and I’m not entirely sure we are here for it! 
 
Last week we heard from Tyler about this happening and this week the hectic topic continues as we hear from Katie Flood all about her love life below deck, and how her boyfriend left her for her best friend! Come on the journey as Katie goes through all of the emotions and hear how it has made her a stronger, and happier person today.
 
Then here's a first! Rach goes on a date and brings the poor guy straight into the studio afterwards! How could this possibly go wrong?! Hahahaha Let us know what part you enjoyed most - him not usually liking older ladies (like Rach) or when she opens up about her future of wanting kids.
What a rollercoaster! 
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TRAILER Ep#23 Eww He fully ate my face!!

Missed it or remember it was so good you wanna hear it again…
Go on, treat yourself.
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Throwback - Mel Abbot - ”He jumped out of a moving vehicle to ditch me!”

WeDon’t know if #TBT is still a thing, but we’re doing it anyway.
Full sotry from Ep#15
 
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#38 “My girlfriend is f*cking my best friend”

WOW this week's episode goes from bad to worse when it comes to dating scenarios! 
 
But first, what do we all think of Rachel starting a Kick Starter for a new set of tits?! Would you trade a donation for a tit pic?! Carl has named it the TITSTARTER ** COPYRIGHT (lol)
 
We then have our good friend Tyler back on to talk about a situation he was in which ended with him losing his best friend, and his girlfriend! A great listen if you want to learn from Tyler's mistake! Hear all the red flags you should avoid if in a relationship! 
 
And then we finally get to catch up with Tracey and Eugene from episode #36 and #37 to see where their romance has blossomed to since they met in studio! Can guarantee this is worth the listen! Both Carl and Rachel were left on the ends of their seats and super clammy after this chat! 
 
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#37 Clint Randell “Doggy at the dog park”

Carl just bowls straight into it with his theory about what side of the bed you should put your one-night stand & their hand on. It’s out there, but it kind of makes sense.
 
Rach finally lets us in on her 'friends with benefits' situation she has going on & why she should just go back to him instead of dealing with the lucky dip of shit sex you’ll get out & about these days.
Sometimes it's better the devil you know.
 
Clint Randell is back to tell us a hilarious story & the reason why his wife has said 'no sex in public ever again'!
 
After that we find out what Tracy & Eugene really thought of each other after their first meeting. 
 
Oh & Rachel got real flashy and flashed her tits at the camera a bunch of times. 
 
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Behind the scenes - Tracy & Eugene the Scott FULL first meeting

This is the full first meeting of Tracy & Eugene the Scottsman we found for her. 
Listen in as a fly on the wall.
 
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Eugene’s Instagram: instagram.com/eugenethunder