Married, Divorced & Dating

Quicky - Daddy’s Home

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Extra - Booty Basics with Sexpert & Toy Specialist Emma Hewitt

Ya booty, butt, tushy or tail. If you're keen on exploring the area, whether it be by yourself, or with a partner, it's good to have some fundamentals down pat, before you get amongst. 
 
Lucky for you, we had an enlightening chat with Sexpert, Emma from Adult Toy Mega Store. 
 
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#44 “My Blow Job Game is, Quite Good”

Is Rachel keeping a secret from us?! Carl is digging and doing his best to get as much information out of her as possible!
He then gives us another look into one of the new tricks he's learnt from being a dad! 
 
We also welcome back Sexpert/Sex Toy Educator / All round great person, Emma from our show partner, Adult Toy Mega Store.
This week she is gearing us up on how to use toys with partners! Listen in for these top tips to spice up your sex life, no matter what your experience.
 
Then, ever wanted to know our answers to Wednesday's social game of Never Have I ever? We have a hoon on the game and bring along some funny stories with us! Who has fondled at a festival? Who had a pregnancy scare?! Come along for a wild journey and play with us! 
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Happy loving
 

#43 “How to have a one-night stand’

We have a DADDY!! 
Sorry for the absence the past 4 weeks as Carl became a first-time Daddy! 
Naturally, we take a deep dive into how incredible his life has been since the birth, discussing all things newborn and first-time fathering! 
For once it is Carl doing all the gushing and not Rachel’s privates
 
But first, we are joined by our wonderful guest Farhein, She tells us an incredible story, coming out of a toxic marriage, as she navigates a new path to find love, and explore her first one-night stand!  
This chat comes with a TRIGGER WARNING. 
Please be careful listening if you or someone you know is affected by domestic abuse. 
 
If you are in NZ and need help please follow this website below for all the ways to seek help: https://www.justice.govt.nz/family-violence-and-sexual-violence-helplines/
 
If you are listening from elsewhere, contact your local police 
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Happy loving 

#42 “The Diary of Rachel’s divorce”

Yeeeoowww she's a big episode, strap in while we cover a bunch of topics, saving the best for last - the thoughts of a 27yr old Rachel as she gets ready for a divorce! 
 
But first, as Carl prepares to have his first child, Rach takes control of the episode and surprises him with an adorable gift for him and his child - while re-naming the show for the episode! 
 
We are then joined by the wonderful Jason Parker who brings the vibe and an incredible story of grinder in Wellington! Did he just miss out on the ride of his life?! 
 
Then, for the first time, Rach opens up about her thoughts and emotions while preparing for a divorce. A great eye opener to anyone who may be in the same position, to see how things can get better, and the benefit of writing things down if you're feeling alone! 
 
Carl also gives Rach her first ever cuffing, blindfolding and ball gagging, woowwwweeeeeeeeeee, what a jam-packed session! 
 
P.s Wil see you in a couple of weeks once Carl has settled into fatherhood! How exciting!! 
 
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Happy loving 

#41 “Shes a 10 but…”

This week, Carl reckons he might have the solution to getting Rachel a boyfriend! Heard of the TikTok trend vabbing? 
Carl is convinced if Rach would just finger herself on a night out, she may be able to snatch up a man! 
 
Our guest this week & friend of the show, Sophie Nathan, yarns to us about how some guys react her cute little half finger. 
 
Finally, Rach gets to spin the game show onto Carl and preps him for his upcoming childbirth as we play Pain Or Pleasure! 
 
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Happy loving 

Full Interview - Sex Toy Expert, Emma Hewitt from ATMS

From episode #40, here's our full chat with Sex Toy expert and Educator Emma from Adult toy megastore. 
 
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#40 ”My goal is to try anal this year”

Ever stopped to think about the best sex you've had? 
After a standard conversation with Rach, she’s reminded of an incredible night she had in Sydney! So we open the question, what's the best sex you’ve ever had??
Hear Carl and Rachel’s times in this episode! 
 
Plus, we are joined by the wonderful Emma from our new ‘Friend with Benefits’ Partner, Adult Toy Megastore!
Emma is a sex toy expert and sex educator, sharing with us some great tips and tricks & some of her favourite intro toys, if your new to the toy game. 
Note the 24th and 31st of July down because they are dates you want to celebrate!! 
 
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#39 Katie Flood from Below Deck - ”My Boyfriend leaves me for my best friend!”

Who knew that having your partner date your best friend would become a trend on this podcast?! Not us, and I’m not entirely sure we are here for it! 
 
Last week we heard from Tyler about this happening and this week the hectic topic continues as we hear from Katie Flood all about her love life below deck, and how her boyfriend left her for her best friend! Come on the journey as Katie goes through all of the emotions and hear how it has made her a stronger, and happier person today.
 
Then here's a first! Rach goes on a date and brings the poor guy straight into the studio afterwards! How could this possibly go wrong?! Hahahaha Let us know what part you enjoyed most - him not usually liking older ladies (like Rach) or when she opens up about her future of wanting kids.
What a rollercoaster! 
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TRAILER Ep#23 Eww He fully ate my face!!

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