Married, Divorced & Dating

#52 Are you even friends if you haven’t seen each other f**k?!

This week we are joined again by the incredible Julia-Ruth, who shares a story of the time she and her best friend get taken away on a mini getaway where a couple of incidents happen.
 
Carl and Rachel get matching tattoos! And after the fact we figure out Carl will be able to think of Rachel every time he has a wank now! It’s beautiful! 
 
We then deep dive into our love languages as Rachel navigates talking to someone in another country, however, the idea of the 5 languages is very interesting, 
Take the test yourself here; https://5lovelanguages.com/quizzes/love-language?fbclid=IwAR1y6l-prN-dGCdIxE2_Lm6E09AvuYATMMN-tAy3-tBoUKTO9RqDhDnDfm4
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#51 Pegging + Dropping Beats and Wrecking Sheets with Sin Howard and Graham Matthews

This week we are blessed with the incredible love story of Sin Howard, Drive show host from George FM and Graham Matthews one half of Drum & Bass DJ/Producer duo Lee Mvthews! 
We talk their friendship morphing into a romantic connection, their first time having sex, big ideas for a WEDDING and sooo much more! 
 
We find out why Carls has been using alot of anal lube lately.
 
We then deep dive into PEGGING! 
A topic that comes up weekly in our weekend confessions so we thoughts, why not dive into this a big more and get more people pegging! 
We are joined by an anonymous listener who loves to get pegged, plus our good friend Emma from Adult Toy Mega Store to help you take the next step to get involved yourself! 
 
Plus an awkward beginning where liquid comes out of Rachel’s holes
Episisode 51 Let’s Go!! 
  
 
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#50 Jay-Jay Feeney & Dom Harvey - Separation Goals

Would you look at that! We are celebrating the BIG FIVE OH!!! 50 Episodes in and we have JAM PACKED it with some chat! 
 
We are joined by NZ Radio Royalty Jay-Jay Feeney and Dom Harvey, who chat very openly about their life after marriage. 
However, it doesn't appear the love ever left. This is an amazing insight into how delightful a break-up can be, and some great chat on how they both integrate the new loves of their lives into an amazing, unique, evolved relationship.
 
Rachel then shares how hell has just frozen over! She met a guy on a Sunday, gets a matching tattoo on Friday, and then leaves him until further notice on Saturday as he lives in another country. 
This is going to be fun following Rachel to see if she lets her walls down for the first time in a VERY long term. 
 
Carl’s fave memory, EP 21, Tay and The Toilet Seat: https://open.spotify.com/episode/0ewKNIT7IMEWqVLQAUZ7Mf?si=mu3tNOZWT56CsF4mPB1GDA
 
Rachel’s Fave Memory, EP 22, We’re Starting an Only Fans
https://open.spotify.com/episode/0ZznQKezBrNPkdWGddAd3N?si=o1Y8G8K7T1e2Sug0niq55A
 
Dom’s Podacast, Runners Only: https://open.spotify.com/show/3A9ahwqQO5Uxd4SUqlsIRL?si=e0dd1bc0d50f4c67
  
 
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#49 Handy tips for sucking dick

Has hell frozen over? Rachel is in a gushing whirlwind, and we’re not sure what's happening.
BUT what we do know, Carl is VERY excited to bring in one of his fellow, 'night walkers' and one of Rach's most recent one-night stands in to debrief on what she is calling her last, as she claims, she is now in love…. What?! 
 
Our guest Brayden joins us for the majority of the episode and you won’t be disappointed! 
We recap on his night with Rachel (if you want to know the first-hand review come on over!) 
He then shares a story about a night of blood-stained sheets and the unfortunate following months.
 
Then don’t go anywhere, as we finish our 2 part series on making head great again! 
Brayden joins headmaster Carl to talk through the handy and mouthy tips to take your blow job game to the next level. There's an impressive list of additives in there that you may want to try next time you're bobbing your head around.
 
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TRAILER - Ep#19 ”No more charity sex!!”

Missed it, or remember it was so good you wanna hear it again?
Go on, treat yourself.
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Quicky - Butt Hole Science

Ok, we admit, we'd had a few drinks when we recorded this. But there's some good science here...You're welcome, we will accept our Nobel prize now.
 
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#48 Let’s make head great again

DTF? Would you rather, someone is honest with you about their intentions on while you’re talking to them on a dating app? Or go the long way around?
 
We are joined by Gemma, a listener who has reached out wanting to share her brave story of escaping a religion she was bought up in feeling like a round peg in a square hole. A real inspiration to see how one can flip a traumatic experience into something beautiful, and share the light at the end of the tunnel to help inspire others.
 
We then start a two-episode training on making head great again! 
After receiving shit head too often, we are going to give some tips and tricks! This week from two vagina owners. Tracey and Rachel give a little bit of insight to rev the vag up
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#47 “Do all pussys feel different?!”

Vagina Owners! Ever wondered about the shape & feel of your insides?! - Yeah, Rach too  - luckily for us, Carl has the answers! 
 
This week we’re joined by Ok Cupid's head of global communications - Michael Kaye -  he helps people find love all over the world, and with this experience lets us in on some amazing tips and tricks on navigating online dating in 2022! Listen in for the do’s and don’ts for success! 
 
Rachel then opens up about navigating emotions and communication as she’s confused on how to take casual dating to the next step for the first time post divorce!
 
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#46 Jay Reeve - “The more you can take off your partners plate, the more room there is for your meat”

Lads! Strap in and turn your taringas – and hopefully your ladies – on! Ladies, if you have a significant other, sit down with (or on) them and listen to the incredible relationship and sex advice Jay Reeve is bringing to this episode. 
 
As one half a very successful 10yr+ marriage, Jay shares some words of wisdom, and tells us what he has learnt to keep his relationship and sex life alive, and even better than ever! 
 
Then after another hiatus, Rachel returns with a stellar story from the archives – one that you might remember from the wheel – Lip Lady’s son! The lesson that was learnt; knowing when you are or aren’t ready to be in a relationship. 
 
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#45 Rebekah Randell from Shortland Street - “You’ve got to try before you buy”

Are vegans strictly spitters?? We ask the BIG questions this week…
 
We are joined by Shortland Street actress, Rebekah Randell and get to know her spicy side! How much does she relate to her character Dawn on Shortland Street? 
She also gives us a GREAT date tip which we will continue to use from now on!  You might want to too! 
 
Then off the back of getting to know each other last week, we continue the games with a Never WILL I ever. Find out where our lines are drawn, and heck, grab a drink and play along with us! 
 
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