Married, Divorced & Dating

#68 ”I got hose, in different area codes”

Want to know a bit more about what Carl and Rachel enjoy in the bedroom? (not together obviously) Carl has some questions where you can get to know us a little bit more.
 
Our guest this week is none other than our almost 4th member, Tracey, as she shares a great story about her steamy, unforgettable rendezvous with a daring fireman! 
 
Carl and Rach then hilariously recount their experiences of going above and beyond on ill-fated dates. They'll share their tales of over-commitment and the amusing mishaps that followed.
 
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Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Tracey’s instagram: instagram.com/traceysarahlydiard 
 
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#67 ”You schedule your mastys?!”

Looking for a fun and exciting first date experience, but don't know where to start? Well, we've got you covered! In this episode, Carl has found the top 10 questions to ask on a first date that will help you get to know your date better and make a lasting impression.
 
But that's not all! We're also excited to introduce you to the amazing owner of Kiss The Earth and their tantalizing Blue Lotus Tea. You won't want to miss this chance to learn about the ancient Egyptian tradition of group orgies and how you can experience it for yourself.
 
Aaaaaand save the date! Because we're only two episodes away from number 69!
 
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Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/
Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Kiss The Earth Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kisstheearthnz/
 
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#66 How To Deal with being Ghosted

This week we get distracted, as per, and you can hear all about our thoughts on being hungover with kids! 
 
Then, we welcome the fabulous Allison Jane to the show to dish out some professional advice on how to handle being ghosted, and the answer may not be what you have thought! Don’t worry, Rachel has you covered, asking the big question on how you can be the one to ghost if those tables were to turn! 
 
Carl's got a spicy recommendation for a friend, but it's not your average link. We're talking NSFW stuff here. Would you send your mates porn?!
 
So, grab a drink and join us as we get another week closer to episode 69! 
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Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/
Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Allisons Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/allison_jayne_goddess.maker
 
Allisons Website for your free e-book:
https://www.learntodatelikeagoddess.com/
 
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#65 Polyamory and friends with benefits

In love and need something to propose with?! We'll have we got a bargain for you!! You can own a special piece of history and Rachels ring. And we're not talking about her 2022 goals....IYKYK
 
This week we sit down with Terrease to explore the world of polyamory & open relationships as we delve into the intricacies of maintaining a healthy and balanced open relationship. 
 
We then bring back *the wheel* and Rachel opens up about a juicy encounter she had with one of her friends ON A BLOODY PLAYGROUND!!
Plus Carl lets us in on a cheeky little orgy he had back in the day.
 
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Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/
Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Terrease's Instagram: instagram.com/ginger_milkshake/
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#64 Brodie Kane’s slut era + Why we’ve been absent

We are back, and addressing the elephant in the room, discussing why we've been away. This will be an emotional episode, as Carl bravely shares a personal and emotional story of what he has been through the last few weeks.
We're incredibly proud of Carl for opening up about this, and Rachel even gets a bit teary-eyed during the conversation.
 
We're also joined by media superstar Brodie Kane, who shares a personal story about a double encounter during her "slut era." Its FANTASTIC, you don’t want to miss it! 
 
This episode is dedicated to the legendary PT. You will be dearly missed by all x
 
If you want to skip ahead in the part Carl was talking to, you can skip to 34:45
 
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Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/
Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Brodie’s Instagram: instagram.com/brodiejeankane/
 
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#63 ‘I think this was my first lesbian experience’

Get ready for an electrifying new episode! You won't want to miss a second of the action as Carl unveils his brilliant plan to spice things up with your partner, all while keeping your wallet happy.
 
But hold on tight, because things are about to get even juicier! Has Rachel just had her very first lesbian encounter? You'll have to tune in to find out!
 
And that's not all - we're thrilled to welcome a special guest all the way from the USA. Michelle's incredible story of overcoming heartbreak and her shocking reveal about her ex-boyfriend's double life will leave you on the edge of your seat.
 
But the excitement doesn't stop there! Carl and Rachel will dish on their most vindictive hookups and share some wild tales of getting with someone purely out of spite. So buckle up and get ready for another unforgettable episode!
 
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Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/
Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Michelle’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/michelleyoung17/
 
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#62 Carl’s wife Heidi in studio + Cream pies & car yards

This week! What is it about men and women, why do we communicate so differently?!
We make no sense to each other! Rachel’s been reading a book called Men are from Mars & Women are from Venus & we are discovering some truths. 
Link to the video Carl was talking about here, watch it, it could save a relationship, or at least a fight and a slammed door. 
It's Not About The Nail
Plus, cream pies, do they feel like anything, is this a thing? Carl’s curious and Rach has all the juicy answers.
Our guest this week is a wild bloke from the UK & my god does he have some tales to tell. 
We are then treated to Carl’s hot wife Heidi joining us to spill some tea on Carl, but also share some really amazing insights into long-term relationships, icks, & decision making as a new parent for a baby who will become young Women growing up in a modern world.
 
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Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/
Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
 
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#61 ”You did what in a hospital bed?!”

What's the weirdest place you've had a wank? This was quite revealing. 
 
Just when you thought you'd heard the end of the "Rachels summer fling" saga, we get on the other half of the duo and finally find out who he is and hear things from his side. It's a bit emosh, so grab a tissue.
 
We hear from new mate Liv, who ended up having a one-night stand with a 6'9" baby. But she got some nice poached eggs out of it so it wasn't all bad. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/
Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Olivia's Instagram: instagram.com/oliviajanemorgan/
Jono's Instagram: instagram.com/jono_hansen/
Ekko and Sidetrack's instagram: instagram.com/ekkoandsidetrack
Ekko and Sidetrack's Music:  Spotify
 
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#60 ”It got licked off the bedpost”

Welcome to Episode 60!!!! 
Rachel's latest attempt to catch the attention of a celebrity by sliding into Harry Styles' DMs. Will she get a reply?
Carl’s daughter is entertained by what non-child toy!?
Next, we sit down with a Backstreet Boys super fan who shares the story of the time he took a date to one of the best nights of his life - a Backstreet Boys concert. Was it worth it, and will he do it again? Listen as he discusses the lessons he learned from his first experience.
Finally, we catch up on some of the stories from the Burger Burger Bline Dates singles night that we hosted. Were you there? Listen as we share some of the highlights and memorable moments from the event.
Join us for another fun-filled episode of Married Divorced and Dating!
 
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Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/
Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Thomas’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/intheframemedia
 
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#59 Sharyn & Bryce Casey ‘Are we allowed to F**k on the floor??’

Welcome to episode 59 of Married Divorced and Dating! (only 10 more until 69 - nice!)
In this episode, we are joined by the legendary Bryce and Sharyn Casey, the power couple who have been together for over a decade, to share their experience on how they keep their love alive alongside having children and hectic work schedules.
Then we get Rachel’s major love life update with her Perth DJ summer fling.Strap in. 
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