Married, Divorced & Dating

#62 Carl’s wife Heidi in studio + Cream pies & car yards

This week! What is it about men and women, why do we communicate so differently?!
We make no sense to each other! Rachel’s been reading a book called Men are from Mars & Women are from Venus & we are discovering some truths. 
Link to the video Carl was talking about here, watch it, it could save a relationship, or at least a fight and a slammed door. 
It's Not About The Nail
Plus, cream pies, do they feel like anything, is this a thing? Carl’s curious and Rach has all the juicy answers.
Our guest this week is a wild bloke from the UK & my god does he have some tales to tell. 
We are then treated to Carl’s hot wife Heidi joining us to spill some tea on Carl, but also share some really amazing insights into long-term relationships, icks, & decision making as a new parent for a baby who will become young Women growing up in a modern world.
 
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#61 ”You did what in a hospital bed?!”

What's the weirdest place you've had a wank? This was quite revealing. 
 
Just when you thought you'd heard the end of the "Rachels summer fling" saga, we get on the other half of the duo and finally find out who he is and hear things from his side. It's a bit emosh, so grab a tissue.
 
We hear from new mate Liv, who ended up having a one-night stand with a 6'9" baby. But she got some nice poached eggs out of it so it wasn't all bad. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Jono's Instagram: instagram.com/jono_hansen/
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#60 ”It got licked off the bedpost”

Welcome to Episode 60!!!! 
Rachel's latest attempt to catch the attention of a celebrity by sliding into Harry Styles' DMs. Will she get a reply?
Carl’s daughter is entertained by what non-child toy!?
Next, we sit down with a Backstreet Boys super fan who shares the story of the time he took a date to one of the best nights of his life - a Backstreet Boys concert. Was it worth it, and will he do it again? Listen as he discusses the lessons he learned from his first experience.
Finally, we catch up on some of the stories from the Burger Burger Bline Dates singles night that we hosted. Were you there? Listen as we share some of the highlights and memorable moments from the event.
Join us for another fun-filled episode of Married Divorced and Dating!
 
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Thomas’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/intheframemedia
 
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#59 Sharyn & Bryce Casey ‘Are we allowed to F**k on the floor??’

Welcome to episode 59 of Married Divorced and Dating! (only 10 more until 69 - nice!)
In this episode, we are joined by the legendary Bryce and Sharyn Casey, the power couple who have been together for over a decade, to share their experience on how they keep their love alive alongside having children and hectic work schedules.
Then we get Rachel’s major love life update with her Perth DJ summer fling.Strap in. 
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#58 ”I saw it in a porn video!”

Get ready for another Married, Divorced and Dating rollercoaster ride! 
 
Carl has a shocking confession about what he saw in an adult film that he can't bring himself to tell his wife!
Rachel went on a social media rampage. Was she being a Karen, or is there something more sinister afoot? We’d love to hear your thoughts!
And if that's not enough excitement for you, we have a special guest joining us - the one and only Sophie Nathan, who will spill all the tea on her exclusive Raya dating app matches in Europe. From A-list celebrities to scandalous encounters, you won't believe what she has to share.
And finally, we have an update on Rachel's long-distance love affair, which is heating up fast. Will they make it work, or is heartbreak on the horizon? You'll have to listen to find out.
 
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#57 ”Pop that rusty little cherry”

We are back! 2023 Let’ goooo! 
 
We are joined by award winning comedian Nick Rado as he shares a story about the very interesting time he got the ick! 
(Our catch up with Nick was so great we will have a bonus episode following!)
 
Carl has been busy so being a great father that he’s lost his piss fitness!  
 
Has Rachel has changed with a summer romance? - Is this the moment she settles down?! 
 
Then find out your sex horoscope forecast for the year! 
 
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#56 Slip Slop Slap and Wrap It Up

We are back and wrapping it up for another year, in more ways than one! 
Carl returns after a horrible month of sickness & pain, so naturally, Rachel has been out gathering some stories and tying up some loose ends! 
 
Carl has also brought some incredible knowledge and advice to the table on how to stay safe this festive season with making putting condoms on sexy! Making it a group activity, while keeping the session hot and heavy! 
Tune in to stay safe.
 
This is us for the year, so until 2023, stay safe, have fun, tell your friends and family you love them, aaaaalllllllriiiiiiiggghhhtttttttt SEEYAH!  xox
 
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#55 “We we’re absolutely SOAKED”

Carl is back at it with his digging to what is happening with Rachel and her mystery man from another country who she has a matching tattoo with, however, she stays tight-lipped as she is afraid of the curse of the podcast! 
 
We are joined again by our very close friend, Tyler Christie, who shares an intimate story of the time he and a hook-up were both absolutely soaked! 
 
Then we chat messy break ups! Everyone is capable of the crazies! There's soo many good stories we will continue this topic next week! Got a good crazy breakup story?? Hit us up with it below! 
 
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#54 “We had a 5 person orgy”

Well what a doozy of a week! 
 
What if you're in a long-term relationship but you’ve got a crush on someone else? After nearly 14 years together with his wife, Carl lets us in and shares his thoughts on how they handle this kind of thing. 
 
We welcome back our anonymous friends Anna & Nina to tell the tale of the time they indulged in a full-fledged 5-person orgy. That's right, last week it was 3, they skipped 4 and when straight to 5!
 
Then, Rachel walks us through how one of her nudes ended up in the hands of hundreds of people when it was only meant for one. 
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#53 ”I’ve had 12 Threesomes” + child-free chat

Curious about having a threesome but don’t know where to start? This week, we’re joined by two anonymous listeners who are seasoned threesome professionals to explain the ins, outs, and all arounds of how to get into and enjoy a threesome! 
 
Then we go into the controversial topic of being child-free with our friend Tracey! Rach and Trace chat about being single women in their 30s facing the societal pressure to have kids; not knowing if they even want them, and constantly having to explain if and why. Trace also talks about her journey with egg freezing (the female kind), for anyone curious about it.
 
We reckon it's time to retire the question, “So when are you having kids?”. Give it a listen and drop your thoughts below! 
 
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