Married, Divorced & Dating

#9 “I fell asleep with a D**k in my mouth!!!

After having a week off, while Carl’s been busy renovating his new house, Rachel tried her hand at ASMR, and there is a reason we didn’t release anything last week…..
 
Our mate, Tarn’s is back and tells another amazing tale about her real life Magic Mike moment, and you will never believe how she ended the night with him! 
 
Plus we finish off the tale of Toy Boy and his amazing timing with Rachel’s divorce party.
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Divorce Party Playlist: https://spoti.fi/2W2e9nj
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Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme
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#8 “Finger lickin' good”

This week we introduce you to the Married, Divorced & Dating Ohh-Lympics. 
 
Our mate, Bex tells a tale about the closest she’ll ever get to a threesome with the love of her life & her other favourite person in the world, the Colonel. 
 
Plus we dig deep and have a little D&M about what actually happened with Rachel's divorce.
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Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/
Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Bex’s Instagram: instagram.com/bexdewhurst/
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Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme
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#7 “Can I at least just kiss you on the mouth first?!?!”

Ever seen your own sex toy go through the X-Ray machine at the airport, this happened to one of us this week.
 
After the discussion and Instagram polls on Twins, forbidden or fantasy, Carl and Rachel share the results, and even talk to a twin to get their side!
 
This week's guest, Amy, discusses her first opportunity for a one-night stand, who really, ‘opens’ up to her.
 
Then Rachel pulls a swifty on Carl, and manually stops the wheel! What has she chosen this week??
 
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Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/
Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Amy’s Instagram: instagram.com/amyamymac
 
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Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme
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#6 “OMG….I think I have a twins fantasy”

After a racy story from an anonymous source, Carl asks the big question, forbidden or fantasy?
 
Tayla absolutely throws herself under the bus as the shittest date ever, and we’re not sure if she should ever be forgiven.
 
Then Rachel tells a tale of a man she dubbed baguette boy, and no, he's not as French as you’d think going by the name.
 
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Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/
Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Tayla’s Instagram: instagram.com/taylamcvey/
 
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Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme
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#5 “Mum, don’t freak out, the black eye is just from sex”

Alright people let’s pick up where we left off. Rachel got her heartbroken (or did she?). We hear what happened with Tauranga boy after we released last week’s ep.
Then, friend of the show Ani, shares where she got all those bruises, spoiler, it’s exactly what you think. 
Carl spills the beans about the time he... spilled the beans in the bathroom of a packed bar.
Then the totally real wheel spits out a hell of a Rachel story… think of the thing that could really hit the brakes on a pretty good booty call … you’ll see.
 
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Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/
Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Ani’s Instagram: instagram.com/anidegraaf/
 
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Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme
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#4 “She tried to jump out of my moving car”

This week, just when we thought Rachel’s Hinge app guy was gone for good, there’s a twist…..and a late-night road trip! 
Plus Tyler tells us about the time he dipped his toe in the crazy pool and got BIT!
And don't ever try to feed Rachel. In fact, if you ever wanted to date her, you might want to listen to this first.  
 
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Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/
Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Tyler’s Instagram: instagram.com/tyler_christie/
 
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#3 “My duvet is ruined!!!”

Everyone's favourite spicy ginger ramen noodlehead, Haylee tells us about the time she took home a guy, and her sheets have never been the same since. If you want to know at what point you just burn your mattress and move on, this is it.
Plus Rachel has been getting neck-deep into the dating app Hinge, which has uncovered a side to her that not even Carl knew existed.
 
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Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/
Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Haylee Clark’s Instagram: instagram.com/haylee_clarke/
 
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#2 “You were hitting puberty as he was being born!”

Our legend of a friend, Neil, wrote us a theme song and we can't get it out of our heads.
 
Kim tells us about the time she dated the greasy haired, free loading, rum drinking, Byron Bay pirate. Plus, Rachel can deny she's a cougar all she wants, but after the story about her gym trainer, the evidence isn't exactly in her favour.
 
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Rachels Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/
Carls Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
 
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Intro music: Slynk - Call the shots
New Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme

#1 The Pilot of Shit - A very sanitary one night stand

Bare with us as we find our feet in the pilot episode, adequately named “The Pilot of Shit”.
 
Our mate Tarns tells us about her highly sanitary one-night stand and Rach shares her first sexting experience.
 
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Rachels Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/
Carls Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
 
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Intro music: Slynk - Call the shots

TRAILER - "Episode 1, Out Tomorrow"