Married, Divorced & Dating

#13 “Sorry, but I fucked your boyfriend in the back of my car”

We’re still in different parts of the country but we’re getting it done! 
 
This week, Rach explains why the F**K she thought it would be a great idea to slide into Zac Efron's DMs (She’s finally lost the plot).
 
MDD listener and our new mate Krisse, tells us a story about a wee bend in the NZ lockdown rules that didn’t quite go the way she intended.
 
Plus Carl tells the story of potentially one of the romantic nights of all time and may have ruined champagne for all of us.   
 
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Krisse Instagram: instagram.com/krissemcgregor/
 
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#11 “Stars aligned, beers were had, he stayed the night”

Bare with us as we record remotely through Level 4 again, the microphone quality may be a bit avv, but the content quality is hot! 
 
Our mate and the very talented creator of our catch MDD jingle, Niell, has made us a very beautiful isolation parody version of our theme song. It’s like a lovely lullaby, but maybe not quite appropriate to send your kids off to sleep to. 
 
Remember Tyler from episode 4, the one who nearly got parent trapped by a psycho DJ chick? Well he's back, to take us through his Girlfriend Curse - it involves an itchy homemade christmas jumper and a trip to the family batch!  
 
And ALAS Carl has been busy during lockdown creating a new wheel for us to spin so you can hear about the time all the stars and planets aligned for Rachel and what seemed like the perfect date.
 
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Tyler’s Instagram: instagram.com/tyler_christie/
 
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#10 “I did a pull up and nearly had an ORGASM!”

Well well, we find ourselves in a level 4 NZ lockdown. Even though we are in different parts of the country, we found a way to record this episode!
 
A drunk and in depth chat about buttholes, and the time Rach, nearly had an orgasm at the gym!
 
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#9 “I fell asleep with a D**k in my mouth!!!

After having a week off, while Carl’s been busy renovating his new house, Rachel tried her hand at ASMR, and there is a reason we didn’t release anything last week…..
 
Our mate, Tarn’s is back and tells another amazing tale about her real life Magic Mike moment, and you will never believe how she ended the night with him! 
 
Plus we finish off the tale of Toy Boy and his amazing timing with Rachel’s divorce party.
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Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Divorce Party Playlist: https://spoti.fi/2W2e9nj
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#8 “Finger lickin' good”

This week we introduce you to the Married, Divorced & Dating Ohh-Lympics. 
 
Our mate, Bex tells a tale about the closest she’ll ever get to a threesome with the love of her life & her other favourite person in the world, the Colonel. 
 
Plus we dig deep and have a little D&M about what actually happened with Rachel's divorce.
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Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/
Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Bex’s Instagram: instagram.com/bexdewhurst/
Download the KFC app! kfc.co.nz/app
 
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#7 “Can I at least just kiss you on the mouth first?!?!”

Ever seen your own sex toy go through the X-Ray machine at the airport, this happened to one of us this week.
 
After the discussion and Instagram polls on Twins, forbidden or fantasy, Carl and Rachel share the results, and even talk to a twin to get their side!
 
This week's guest, Amy, discusses her first opportunity for a one-night stand, who really, ‘opens’ up to her.
 
Then Rachel pulls a swifty on Carl, and manually stops the wheel! What has she chosen this week??
 
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Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/
Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Amy’s Instagram: instagram.com/amyamymac
 
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#6 “OMG….I think I have a twins fantasy”

After a racy story from an anonymous source, Carl asks the big question, forbidden or fantasy?
 
Tayla absolutely throws herself under the bus as the shittest date ever, and we’re not sure if she should ever be forgiven.
 
Then Rachel tells a tale of a man she dubbed baguette boy, and no, he's not as French as you’d think going by the name.
 
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Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/
Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Tayla’s Instagram: instagram.com/taylamcvey/
 
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#5 “Mum, don’t freak out, the black eye is just from sex”

Alright people let’s pick up where we left off. Rachel got her heartbroken (or did she?). We hear what happened with Tauranga boy after we released last week’s ep.
Then, friend of the show Ani, shares where she got all those bruises, spoiler, it’s exactly what you think. 
Carl spills the beans about the time he... spilled the beans in the bathroom of a packed bar.
Then the totally real wheel spits out a hell of a Rachel story… think of the thing that could really hit the brakes on a pretty good booty call … you’ll see.
 
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Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/
Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Ani’s Instagram: instagram.com/anidegraaf/
 
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#4 “She tried to jump out of my moving car”

This week, just when we thought Rachel’s Hinge app guy was gone for good, there’s a twist…..and a late-night road trip! 
Plus Tyler tells us about the time he dipped his toe in the crazy pool and got BIT!
And don't ever try to feed Rachel. In fact, if you ever wanted to date her, you might want to listen to this first.  
 
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Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/
Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Tyler’s Instagram: instagram.com/tyler_christie/
 
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#3 “My duvet is ruined!!!”

Everyone's favourite spicy ginger ramen noodlehead, Haylee tells us about the time she took home a guy, and her sheets have never been the same since. If you want to know at what point you just burn your mattress and move on, this is it.
Plus Rachel has been getting neck-deep into the dating app Hinge, which has uncovered a side to her that not even Carl knew existed.
 
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Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/
Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Haylee Clark’s Instagram: instagram.com/haylee_clarke/
 
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