Married, Divorced & Dating

#23 ”He did what when he was in you?!”

Woah, honestly, someone gave Rachel too much sugar before recording this week! Apologies for the heavy breathing…. 
But speaking of breathing, wait till you hear what Carl managed to create involving his unborn baby's heartbeat & his handyman skills! 
 
This week our guest Keely has quite the yarn, where you wouldn't believe what her date did while they were doing the deed! It appears he's absolutely clueless & not even sure what he did either…
 
Plus, we are still continuing our Only Fans journey!  And as we wait for our account to be verified, we talk to the incredible Tiba on the phone to learn how she is able to make a living & more on only… Only Fans - curious? Then you want to listen for sure! 
 
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#22 ‘We’re starting an OnlyFans!’

Are we?! Are we really starting an Only Fans?! 
 
This week, Rachel should definitely be getting a commission on sex toys after the glowing & flowing endorsement she gave them. 
 
We have our first-ever cougar story in studio with us this week, and his story had an absolute doozy of a twist that we never saw coming. 
 
Plus, things got reeeeeeealy weird this week, when Rach ended up in a paddling pool, in the studio, with her feet covered in Milk and tomato sauce. 
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#21 ‘Tay & the toilet seat’

Can you believe we have somehow rambled our way through 21 episodes?! Absolutely outrageous, and we are so humbled you have come along on this journey with us, laughed with us, cried with us, and kept pushing through the weeks with us.
 
So we had to delete our initial guest, end of story haha. But it's ok, because we are good to go with our mate Tayla, who had an unfortunate incident with a boy and a toilet seat. 
 
Then, we dive a wee bit deeper into last week's episode, to talk with our friend, sex & relationship therapist, a specialist in phyco-sexology, Alexander Terblanche to talk about the cause of floppy cock, and share some insight into online sexual abuse & the big C, consent.
 
If anything hit home about what we talked about with Alexander, feel free to get in touch with him.
On Point Therapy 
www.onpointtherapy.co.nz
Alexander@onpointtherapy.co.nz
NZ +6422 6287 909
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#20 “I’m not wearing any underwear!”

A real rollercoaster of emotions on this week's episode, Rach reveals that she's not wearing underwear and then opens up and gets really vulnerable about some dickheads that have been harassing her online. 
 
Our guest this week is Liv, she had an encounter with a soft serve (and we don't mean the ice cream) not just once, or twice, but 6 times! 
 
Then, since we’re recording this on valentines day, Carl, does his absolute best to try and find Rach a date…. in a very unconventional way, what a great mate.
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#19 “Whiskey Dick & Sober Sex”

You may be thinking Whiskey Dick and Sober Sex? Don't these two things counteract each other? 
You may also think guests only join us for the guest section of the episode, but this week we're really mixing things up with our incredible guest Tegan Yorwarth. 
Tegan is an inspirational, strong, and hardworking wahine who you may recognise from the Mai Morning Crew or her appearance on Celebrity Treasure Island! But do these great achievements get in the way of her dating life? Do guys really get intimidated by successful women? 
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#18 “A 6 guy, 7 day sex bender after a break up”

We usually talk about shades of grey, not shades of green, but hey, that's where we started this week. 
 
Carl told us all about he & his wife's 10 year wedding anniversary which was super cute.
 
Plus, we have the most AMAZING submission from a listener to share with you. A seven-day sex-bender after a break up. Intrigued?! Get this episode in your ear holes! 
 
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#17 “Finger blasting on a plane!”

IT'S 2022 AND WE ARE BACK! New Year, Same us! 
 
It may have been a few months in between recording sessions, but it honestly felt like a bike! 
Join us for a few laughs as we get a 1 on 1 with an ex air hostess while we ask her the ins and outs, the do’s and don'ts of joining the Mile High Club! 
 
Then, grab your hands, place them on your forehead, look down and shake it while you listen to the garbage that falls out of Rachel's mouth this week as her senses were well and truly off!! However, did she really just gather some of her best podcast content yet! Truly only a story to fall out of her mouth! 
 
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#16 “Did I just have a one night stand at a hospital?!”

First of all, sorry about the horrible audio quality on Carl’s mic, he really cocked up his recording this week. 
 
Luckily the story from our mate Bex, is clean and crisp and clear, because its a real goodie about the time she went into full sluz mode in America after a breakup from a long term relationship.
 
Also, Rach tells a story about a flirty little digital fling with a famous boy from a band! She’s such a sucker for a boy with a guitar. 
 
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#15 “She sent me back the filthiest message I ever read”

Episode 15!? Wow, how time flies! 
 
This week, we reflect on the fuck boy/girl actions, and after we reach out to our followers on social, we pinpoint the most common action of ghosting after sex. Why is this a thing?! Can we change it?! 
 
Our mate Mel joins us and dobs herself in as the bad date! We hear about what she was doing wrong and what the wild consequence of this was… and did she learn her lesson?! 
 
Plus we get our first anonymous email story submission! Watch out 50 Shades of Gray, there’s a new fantasy story here! 
 
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#14 “If he looks like a fukboi he probably is”

Wowee what a journey this week was.
 
Rachel starts her Fuck It list (places to bang bucket list), after seeing all the feedback from our Instagram poll about all the weird & wild places people have done it, and heck we have some kinky listeners! Proud of you!
 
Then we hear from Jase, about what could quite possibly be the WORST sleepover EVER! However we’re not sure whether it was worse for him...or her? This story has so many twists and turns. We don’t advise listening while eating...or doing dishes for that matter.
 
Plus Rach spins a classic yarn about a dud-root fuck boi.
 
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