Married, Divorced & Dating

#30 “Let’s talk porn”

Carl admits to who his favourite pornstar is, and what’s Rach click’n before she starts flick’n!
 
What a week! Not even a few minutes in, and woo woo bish Rachel, is sageing her wedding rings to cleanse them of any bad juju. 
 
Where the hell is Mitch Evans, the big question no one is asking, but we are, because Rachel is on a mission to track this boy down & get a response on a DM slide. 
We have a very special set of skills…we will hunt him down…and we will find him.
 
Ever met someone for the first time and then within only a few minutes they are giving you head? Well, this is what happened to our guest Peter. He spills all about an interesting few days in Dubai. Let's just say, he got the cut.
 
And then it's porn chat time, and we get super open and honest. 
Carl is interested in getting confirmation on a rumor he heard about the difference between how guys & girls use porn. 
Carl admits to who his favourite pornstar is, and what's Rach click’n before she starts Flick’n!
 
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Carl fav pornstar: instagram.com/miamalkova/
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#29 “Hey hot driver boy, check your DMs!”

Another week, another celebs DMs that arn't safe as Rachel slides back in. This week however, we’re hoping with the classic kiwis 2 degrees of separation, we might track this one down! 
 
Carl has an interesting question, let us know your thoughts!
 
We are joined by listener American Jess this week as she tells the horrifying story of the date she never asked for, it went from bad to worse & is not a great introduction to NZ at all! 
 
Then Rachel tells the tale of ol Wholesome Harry! If you’re a fan of Harry Styles you will understand how she ended up in this situation! 
 
So what do you think? Let’s get Mitch Evens to check those message requests! We need your help!
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#28 “At work with cum in my hair!”

Rach downloaded hinge! And then instantly regretted creating a profile after seeing her potential matches. Hear the comments that made her delete it. 
At what point would you have hung up the Hinge hat?
 
Carl could not have been any more excited about our guests this week as Rachel managed to find some beautiful international models on a night out, then convince them to come into the studio! 
This week Julia shares her story about a booty call she encountered during these pandemic times and the hoops she jumped through, just to get laid. Was it worth it? 
 
Then we discuss pick up lines, after listening back, perhaps we put an end to pick up lines? The ol cum-shot, was a big point of discussion this week, some fun, some gruesome, but it's ok…it was a happy ending. 
 
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Julia’s Instagram: instagram.com/julee-aaah
Marsha Rei’s Instagram: instagram.com/masharei
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#27 ‘’This time, two girls one cup, NEVER AGAIN!’

Oh no, are we instantly regretting what we committed to last week? Absolutely. 
Remember how we said we would watch 2 girls 1 cup - yeah, we wish we didn’t…..
 
Our guest this week, Yuval, has a beautiful, wholesome story which proves that persistence pays off, and when you know, you know! 
 
Then we discuss the ‘ick’ Carl had no idea that this existed! What gives you the ick? Note: Want to date & go the distance with Rachel? Listen to this!
 
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Yuvale Instagram: instagram.com/yuvaleyal
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#26 ‘2 guys 1 girl, TWICE!’

If you think this sounds like a parody of ‘2 Girls 1 Cup’ you may not be far off, but there seems to be a trend in this week's episode!
 
Our incredible guest Emma shares a hilarious story of a time she may have left a date for someone hotter she spied, but it's the end of the story which really sends us!
 
Then Rachel makes a scene as she returns with another cracker of a story titled ‘Dick Pic Boy and The Festy Friend’.  Strap in because it is a bit of a rollercoaster that requires a bit of concentration to tie the pieces together.
 
Can you see this theme coming in now? Yea, so did we, but strangely none of us have seen the film! Perhaps homework for next week?! 
 
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#25 ‘Queef in a bag?!’

Big vibes all around this week! 
We dive into Rachel's DMs again, Shocked? Surprised? Gobsmacked - we don't know! 
 
Our guest this week is the amazing Sophie Nathan, you may know her from NZ radio station The Edge, she is in to spin some yarns not safe for her job, so luckily we have the platform for her to spill the tea about a yolo trip to Sydney for a stranger! 
 
Carl then provides some incredible tips he has learnt from his long term relationship that really helps to keep the love alive! And if you have been listening, you will know how he is major couple goals, so definitely pay attention to this.
 
BTW the app he was talking about.. “Couple Game” Android  iPhone
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#24 ”Rub & squeeze it, white stuff comes out”

Another week and another new idea from Carl pulled out of the bag! 
We call up our good friend Bex aka, Self proclaimed Gobby Queen from episodes 8 & 16 and play a fun game of ‘What’s In Bex’s Mouth’ we’ll give you a heads up - it's not a penis! 
 
But first our guest Benny tells a story about how he broke the bro code with a sis and almost ruined a good friendship with a sneaky one nighter! 
 
It's safe to say the wagon wheel has been rocked this week! 
 
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#23 ”He did what when he was in you?!”

Woah, honestly, someone gave Rachel too much sugar before recording this week! Apologies for the heavy breathing…. 
But speaking of breathing, wait till you hear what Carl managed to create involving his unborn baby's heartbeat & his handyman skills! 
 
This week our guest Keely has quite the yarn, where you wouldn't believe what her date did while they were doing the deed! It appears he's absolutely clueless & not even sure what he did either…
 
Plus, we are still continuing our Only Fans journey!  And as we wait for our account to be verified, we talk to the incredible Tiba on the phone to learn how she is able to make a living & more on only… Only Fans - curious? Then you want to listen for sure! 
 
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Keely’s Instagram: .instagram.com/keelypaigee
Tiba’s Instagram: instagram.com/tiba101
Tiba’s Only Fans: onlyfans.com/tibafirmin
 
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#22 ‘We’re starting an OnlyFans!’

Are we?! Are we really starting an Only Fans?! 
 
This week, Rachel should definitely be getting a commission on sex toys after the glowing & flowing endorsement she gave them. 
 
We have our first-ever cougar story in studio with us this week, and his story had an absolute doozy of a twist that we never saw coming. 
 
Plus, things got reeeeeeealy weird this week, when Rach ended up in a paddling pool, in the studio, with her feet covered in Milk and tomato sauce. 
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#21 ‘Tay & the toilet seat’

Can you believe we have somehow rambled our way through 21 episodes?! Absolutely outrageous, and we are so humbled you have come along on this journey with us, laughed with us, cried with us, and kept pushing through the weeks with us.
 
So we had to delete our initial guest, end of story haha. But it's ok, because we are good to go with our mate Tayla, who had an unfortunate incident with a boy and a toilet seat. 
 
Then, we dive a wee bit deeper into last week's episode, to talk with our friend, sex & relationship therapist, a specialist in phyco-sexology, Alexander Terblanche to talk about the cause of floppy cock, and share some insight into online sexual abuse & the big C, consent.
 
If anything hit home about what we talked about with Alexander, feel free to get in touch with him.
On Point Therapy 
www.onpointtherapy.co.nz
Alexander@onpointtherapy.co.nz
NZ +6422 6287 909
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