Married, Divorced & Dating

#17 “Finger blasting on a plane!”

IT'S 2022 AND WE ARE BACK! New Year, Same us! 
 
It may have been a few months in between recording sessions, but it honestly felt like a bike! 
Join us for a few laughs as we get a 1 on 1 with an ex air hostess while we ask her the ins and outs, the do’s and don'ts of joining the Mile High Club! 
 
Then, grab your hands, place them on your forehead, look down and shake it while you listen to the garbage that falls out of Rachel's mouth this week as her senses were well and truly off!! However, did she really just gather some of her best podcast content yet! Truly only a story to fall out of her mouth! 
 
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#16 “Did I just have a one night stand at a hospital?!”

First of all, sorry about the horrible audio quality on Carl’s mic, he really cocked up his recording this week. 
 
Luckily the story from our mate Bex, is clean and crisp and clear, because its a real goodie about the time she went into full sluz mode in America after a breakup from a long term relationship.
 
Also, Rach tells a story about a flirty little digital fling with a famous boy from a band! She’s such a sucker for a boy with a guitar. 
 
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Bex’s Instagram: instagram.com/bexdewhurst/
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#15 “She sent me back the filthiest message I ever read”

Episode 15!? Wow, how time flies! 
 
This week, we reflect on the fuck boy/girl actions, and after we reach out to our followers on social, we pinpoint the most common action of ghosting after sex. Why is this a thing?! Can we change it?! 
 
Our mate Mel joins us and dobs herself in as the bad date! We hear about what she was doing wrong and what the wild consequence of this was… and did she learn her lesson?! 
 
Plus we get our first anonymous email story submission! Watch out 50 Shades of Gray, there’s a new fantasy story here! 
 
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Mel’s Instagram: instagram.com/melabbot_/ 
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#14 “If he looks like a fukboi he probably is”

Wowee what a journey this week was.
 
Rachel starts her Fuck It list (places to bang bucket list), after seeing all the feedback from our Instagram poll about all the weird & wild places people have done it, and heck we have some kinky listeners! Proud of you!
 
Then we hear from Jase, about what could quite possibly be the WORST sleepover EVER! However we’re not sure whether it was worse for him...or her? This story has so many twists and turns. We don’t advise listening while eating...or doing dishes for that matter.
 
Plus Rach spins a classic yarn about a dud-root fuck boi.
 
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Jase Instagram: instagram.com/jase_the_slinky/
 
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#13 “Sorry, but I fucked your boyfriend in the back of my car”

We’re still in different parts of the country but we’re getting it done! 
 
This week, Rach explains why the F**K she thought it would be a great idea to slide into Zac Efron's DMs (She’s finally lost the plot).
 
MDD listener and our new mate Krisse, tells us a story about a wee bend in the NZ lockdown rules that didn’t quite go the way she intended.
 
Plus Carl tells the story of potentially one of the romantic nights of all time and may have ruined champagne for all of us.   
 
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Krisse Instagram: instagram.com/krissemcgregor/
 
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#11 “Stars aligned, beers were had, he stayed the night”

Bare with us as we record remotely through Level 4 again, the microphone quality may be a bit avv, but the content quality is hot! 
 
Our mate and the very talented creator of our catch MDD jingle, Niell, has made us a very beautiful isolation parody version of our theme song. It’s like a lovely lullaby, but maybe not quite appropriate to send your kids off to sleep to. 
 
Remember Tyler from episode 4, the one who nearly got parent trapped by a psycho DJ chick? Well he's back, to take us through his Girlfriend Curse - it involves an itchy homemade christmas jumper and a trip to the family batch!  
 
And ALAS Carl has been busy during lockdown creating a new wheel for us to spin so you can hear about the time all the stars and planets aligned for Rachel and what seemed like the perfect date.
 
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Tyler’s Instagram: instagram.com/tyler_christie/
 
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#10 “I did a pull up and nearly had an ORGASM!”

Well well, we find ourselves in a level 4 NZ lockdown. Even though we are in different parts of the country, we found a way to record this episode!
 
A drunk and in depth chat about buttholes, and the time Rach, nearly had an orgasm at the gym!
 
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#9 “I fell asleep with a D**k in my mouth!!!

After having a week off, while Carl’s been busy renovating his new house, Rachel tried her hand at ASMR, and there is a reason we didn’t release anything last week…..
 
Our mate, Tarn’s is back and tells another amazing tale about her real life Magic Mike moment, and you will never believe how she ended the night with him! 
 
Plus we finish off the tale of Toy Boy and his amazing timing with Rachel’s divorce party.
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Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Divorce Party Playlist: https://spoti.fi/2W2e9nj
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#8 “Finger lickin' good”

This week we introduce you to the Married, Divorced & Dating Ohh-Lympics. 
 
Our mate, Bex tells a tale about the closest she’ll ever get to a threesome with the love of her life & her other favourite person in the world, the Colonel. 
 
Plus we dig deep and have a little D&M about what actually happened with Rachel's divorce.
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Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Bex’s Instagram: instagram.com/bexdewhurst/
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#7 “Can I at least just kiss you on the mouth first?!?!”

Ever seen your own sex toy go through the X-Ray machine at the airport, this happened to one of us this week.
 
After the discussion and Instagram polls on Twins, forbidden or fantasy, Carl and Rachel share the results, and even talk to a twin to get their side!
 
This week's guest, Amy, discusses her first opportunity for a one-night stand, who really, ‘opens’ up to her.
 
Then Rachel pulls a swifty on Carl, and manually stops the wheel! What has she chosen this week??
 
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Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/
Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/
Amy’s Instagram: instagram.com/amyamymac
 
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